The Official Status Update Thread: Part 83 - Scarface

[RedneckReject]

Oh and I just noticed that the wall in my hallway is very colorful all of a sudden.....

 

[RobbyMaQ]

Damiana wanted "a cheeseburger. And fries. And ketchup. And apples. And pop. And a TOY!!!" So I just got both the girls a cheeseburger happy meal and a couple Sprites. Araleigh quickly spilled Sprite all over herself because even though she can drink out of a straw, she still doesn't understand that she can't tip the cup up There is now ketchup smeared all over the kids' table. One of the dogs stole half the fries. I think there's an apple on the floor. And my big greasy quarter pounder had cooled down quite a bit by the time I was able to devour it. I love having little kids

I DO NOT miss those days. (ok I kinda do).
Co-worker had his kids in tonight with frosties. I think one hit the floor at least twice.

 

[RedneckReject]

FANTASTIC!!! Fatty is now going to have ketchup on his fur. I imagine the forthcoming bath he will give himself will be of legendary comedy!

 

[RedneckReject]

I DO NOT miss those days. (ok I kinda do).
Co-worker had his kids in tonight with frosties. I think one hit the floor at least twice.

I know I'll miss it when they're older. The girls are, in reality, much easier than my older boys. It's still somewhat of a headache though

 

[RobbyMaQ]

From my experience, girls are WAY EASIER than boys until about age 12. Then girls make up for it a ton

 

[RedneckReject]

From my experience, girls are WAY EASIER than boys until about age 12. Then girls make up for it a ton

That's what I'm dreading. My oldest 3 are boys but I remember how they were years ago. Then I ended up with two girls. And I remember how I was years ago....and I cry.

 

[Sylvain]

I dont think I have kids.

 

[RedneckReject]

I dont think I have kids.

I would certainly hope that you would know whether or not you did. Although I have met some men that truly don't know.

 

[Sylvain]

I would certainly hope that you would know whether or not you did. Although I have met some men that truly don't know.

Im 83.5% sure I dont have any.That's good enough for me.

 

[RedneckReject]

Im 83.5% sure I dont have any.That's good enough for me.

Well that's a pretty random percentage

Whatever works for you though. I'm absolutely certain as to the number of children I have. It's somewhat easier for me I guess

 

[Sylvain]

Well that's a pretty random percentage

Whatever works for you though. I'm absolutely certain as to the number of children I have. It's somewhat easier for me I guess

It is.For a man the only way to be 100% sure you dont have a kid is to never have sex.
Well no sex with a woman anyway.

 

[RedneckReject]

It is.For a man the only way to be 100% sure you dont have a kid is to never have sex.
Well no sex with a woman anyway.

True. I also feel sorry for the men that have kids and then suddenly find out they aren't the child's father. There are few things I hate more than disloyalty

 

[Sylvain]

True. I also feel sorry for the men that have kids and then suddenly find out they aren't the child's father. There are few things I hate more than disloyalty

Yeah it must be tough especially if you learn that many years after the kid's birth.

 

[RedneckReject]

Yeah it must be tough especially if you learn that many years after the kid's birth.

No kidding. That would be just awful I'm fortunate that my girls look like a carbon copy of their dad. There is no question to paternity there.

 

[Sylvain]

No kidding. That would be just awful I'm fortunate that my girls look like a carbon copy of their dad. There is no question to paternity there.

They look crazy?

 

[RedneckReject]

They look crazy?

Yes! And they act crazy too!

 

[RobbyMaQ]

My daughter was a PITA. We questioned ourselves as parents for a long time.
And then one day, we realized we must have done something right. She's going to be okay. Half of it nutso horomone teenage girls. The other half, was just us needing to let go.

 

[RedneckReject]

My daughter was a PITA. We questioned ourselves as parents for a long time.
And then one day, we realized we must have done something right. She's going to be okay. Half of it nutso horomone teenage girls. The other half, was just us needing to let go.

I often talk to my mother and have her remind me about how horrible I was. I turned out fine (well kind of ) so I'm assuming that everything will be okay with my girls. The boys may be beyond help but then again they're boys. It's amazing how when they hit 15 they change overnight from having nothing but video game son their minds to having nothing but boobs (and everything else related) on their minds.

 

[SEIndSAM]

Gooooooooood evening INGO!!!

 

[SEIndSAM]

Just got home, been in Milwaukee the past couple of days, good to be back in Hoosierland.