The Official Status Update Thread - Part 8

[MrsGungho]

still a bit on the cool side and to damn early to be up! I can however sleep with my windows open at night now since out horrible neighbors left!!
been walking more too.... it hasn't helped so far but I am doing it!!

How's southern IN

 

[theweakerbrother]

Do you know how hard it is to ride a bike with two cans of PBR?

 

[theweakerbrother]

I went to a surplus store in Louisville and they said they were packing up for a show in Evansville.

 

[cowgirl.sdm]

Morning INGO!

 

[RelicHound]

I went to a surplus store in Louisville and they said they were packing up for a show in Evansville.

There is a show in the ville? how come no one advertises this ****? I wanna buy surplus stuff...and then give it to the homeless...then take it away.

 

[HandK]

There is a show in the ville? how come no one advertises this ****? I wanna buy surplus stuff...and then give it to the homeless...then take it away.

You forgot to punch'em in the throat!!

 

[RelicHound]

You forgot to punch'em in the throat!!

I do that on a daily basis...I wanted this one to be special!

 

[RelicHound]

I want coffee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!





And bubble gum.

 

[RelicHound]

I want sardines and an English muffin

 

[RelicHound]

With butta an jam.

 

[HandK]

Did ya run out of hookers and blow???

 

[RelicHound]

Did ya run out of hookers and blow???

yeah! like 2hrs ago.

 

[SEIndSAM]

Good morning INGO!

 

[HandK]

yeah! like 2hrs ago.

I hate it when that happens!! You could always switch to Midget porn and meth!!

 

[RelicHound]

I hate it when that happens!! You could always switch to Midget porn and meth!!

I like having teeth and common sense.

 

[HandK]

I like having teeth and common sense.

 

[RelicHound]

I have a grumpy baby.

 

[RelicHound]

she refuses to crawl...or sit up on her own...or hold her own bottle....but she eats stage 3 food. she's like "why should I have to do any of this? that's why I have you!! now change my poopy diaper!!!"

 

[RelicHound]

sounds alot like my wife....

 

[RelicHound]

Oh snap!!! yeah...I said it!!!!