The Official Status Update Thread: Part 76 - Neverending Winter

[LoriW]

alright, I'm calling it a night...night all!

 

[mbills2223]

I'm not your wench!!!

Sure...whatever you say.

I'm sipping (read "chugging") some Zombie Killer mead.

 

[RedneckReject]

alright, I'm calling it a night...night all!

Night

 

[mbills2223]

Folks seem extra sensitive outside of the status update thread tonight. Is everyone on their man period? (No offense to you Lori and RnR, of course)

 

[mbills2223]

I need a cheap OWB holster for my XD while I wait for my Crossbreed to get here!!!

 

[RedneckReject]

Folks seem extra sensitive outside of the status update thread tonight. Is everyone on their man period? (No offense to you Lori and RnR, of course)

I am most assuredly NOT on my man period

 

[mbills2223]

I am most assuredly NOT on my man period

What's that between your legs?!?!?!

Don't mind me I'm drunk.

 

[RedneckReject]

What's that between your legs?!?!?!

Don't mind me I'm drunk.

Me too!!!! I know that's really hard to believe, but yeah. It's all true

 

[mbills2223]

Me too!!!! I know that's really hard to believe, but yeah. It's all true

Aren't you always?? How else can you explain your ramblings around here?

 

[RedneckReject]

Aren't you always?? How else can you explain your ramblings around here?

X chromosomes. They force me to make no sense

 

[mbills2223]

X chromosomes. They force me to make no sense

 

[mbills2223]

I just crashed the NWI thread party. Care to join?

 

[mbills2223]

I wanna burger. Wench!!!

 

[RedneckReject]

I'm sorry I can't bring you a burger. I am very thankful I just lived through the lesson I learned a moment ago. I am still in awe over my own stupidity. Once the awe subsides I will totally make a burger for you and then proceed to eat it!

 

[mbills2223]

I'm sorry I can't bring you a burger. I am very thankful I just lived through the lesson I learned a moment ago. I am still in awe over my own stupidity. Once the awe subsides I will totally make a burger for you and then proceed to eat it!

Whaddidya do?

 

[RedneckReject]

Whaddidya do?

Well let's just say if you ever get the need to be clever and kill two birds with one stone...let's say by removing your old nail polish while on the toilet taking a leak...do not use toilet paper soaked with nail polish remover on ANY part of your anatomy.

Not that you would have to deal with something like that. I don't think. I don't know. Maybe you like to dress pretty sometimes

 

[mbills2223]

Well let's just say if you ever get the need to be clever and kill two birds with one stone...let's say by removing your old nail polish while on the toilet taking a leak...do not use toilet paper soaked with nail polish remover on ANY part of your anatomy.

Not that you would have to deal with something like that. I don't think. I don't know. Maybe you like to dress pretty sometimes

It's funny you should mention that...you won't guess what just happened to me...

Crazy RnR is crazy!

 

[RedneckReject]

It's funny you should mention that...you won't guess what just happened to me...

Crazy RnR is crazy!

You're just now realizing this?

 

[mbills2223]

You're just now realizing this?

Well...I didn't wanna say anything...

 

[RedneckReject]

Well...I didn't wanna say anything...

Well let's keep it hush hush ok? Cause know one knows. Except for me. And you. And the rest of the PWs in here