The Official Status Update Thread - Part 7

[HandK]

Why does pain medication make your poop so damn hard? I feel like I'm trying to pass a cinder block.

yep it will bind ya up tighter that a 75 year old Nun!

 

[theweakerbrother]

Mission accomplished.

 

[HandK]

 

[theweakerbrother]

BUTTS BUTTS BUTTS.

 

[jclark]

And by hurt, I mean ... what. What was I talking about? I forgot. These pain meds make me sleepy.

And make you forget you tore yourself a new one trying to crap out a cinder block.

glad your MRI came back with good news. Not sure about the cinder block problem though.

Thanks! I guess I need to stay off the pain meds for a day so I can poop.
Or gorge myself with hot peppers.

 

[theweakerbrother]

I'm muzzle sweeping all of you with my finger. My stinky finger.

 

[theweakerbrother]

Two words, JClark!!

Stool softener!!! NO LIE!

 

[HandK]

Mission accomplished.

Seems like the ford lifestyle dun run over your Ferrari !!

 

[theweakerbrother]

Let's watch Step Brothers together.

 

[jclark]

yep it will bind ya up tighter that a 75 year old Nun!

 

[theweakerbrother]

I'm a theater major!

 

[theweakerbrother]

Has anyone seen my baseball?

 

[HandK]

Two words, JClark!!

Stool softener!!! NO LIE!

Suppositories!! use the whole jar!!

 

[theweakerbrother]

Oh, I want a new job so bad.

 

[theweakerbrother]

Suppositories!! use the whole jar!!

You're supposed to put what WHERE!?!?!?!?

 

[theweakerbrother]

My doctor wears size large gloves. UGHHHHHH.

 

[theweakerbrother]

I consumed half a package of Razzles today.

 

[theweakerbrother]

THAT'S UNCONSTITUTIONAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[jclark]

Two words, JClark!!

Stool softener!!! NO LIE!

Nope. Sometimes you gotta man up, grit your teeth and crap out a cinder block.You can deal with the anal wall rips later when the loritabs wear off.

 

[theweakerbrother]

PRESS ONE FOR MESSICAN!