Well she knows her letters and numbers but doesn't know how to spell so she was just texting gibberish. But she does say some crazy things. The other day she kept telling me that she had a sticker. When I finally said "I know. You've told me 30 times", she said "No...EIGHTY times!". Then a couple weeks ago she looked straight at her dad and said "Daddy you're a tool." I about lost it at that one.
I heard a good one the other day. I was working on a machine at a school. The school was closed but a few staff members were there. One teacher had brought her 7 or 8 year old daughter with her and she was wandering around entertaining herself. She came in the room where I was working and asked "Are you fixing that?". I answered, "Yes, I am.". She immediately responded with "My mommy said she broke it but not to tell you!"