The Official Status Update Thread: Part 57 - Diamonds are Forever

[MrsGungho]

For your new club house?

wait

I wasn't invited to the club

 

[Expat]

For your new club house?

I would be happy spending the end of my life cruising through outer space like Star Trek.

 

[db1959]

wait

I wasn't invited to the club

Youre invited! Bring ammo and bacon.

 

[MrsGungho]

Youre invited! Bring ammo and bacon.

just so I don't have to cook the bacon too

 

[MrsGungho]

I'm one of them there sophisticated, independent women

 

[db1959]

I would be happy spending the end of my life cruising through outer space like Star Trek.

aye Captain Kirk!

 

[Expat]

just so I don't have to cook the bacon too

I can cook it. I love the smell of frying bacon and coffee.

 

[db1959]

just so I don't have to cook the bacon too

Ty will be the cook.

 

[Expat]

9 yo Goshen student choked his teacher... I am so proud.

 

[db1959]

OK, who gets to do the dishes?

 

[Expat]

Ty will be the cook.

I can also make the perfect over easy egg.

 

[db1959]

9 yo Goshen student choked his teacher... I am so proud.

Yeh. and I bet instear of dealing with the problem they'll just give the kid some meds and send him on his way.

 

[MrsGungho]

9 yo Goshen student choked his teacher... I am so proud.

reminds me of my step mother in law... always saying her way of raising kids was best. she had an oops who is now 15 (hubby is 44 and a sister who is 15) well anyway, when little sister went to school for the first time, she kicked the teacher, day after day... had to buy her treats to get her tantrums to stop, but her way of raising kids was better

 

[Expat]

Yeh. and I bet instear of dealing with the problem they'll just give the kid some meds and send him on his way.

All children need to be medicated. They are so bothersome otherwise.

 

[db1959]

I can also make the perfect over easy egg.

Ty's fired and youre the cook

I can burn anything. I bet I can really burn things in zero gravity

 

[MrsGungho]

I can also make the perfect over easy egg.

so can I!! freaks hubby out every time I do it

 

[db1959]

All children need to be medicated. They are so bothersome otherwise.

you have a point.......

 

[MrsGungho]

All children need to be medicated. They are so bothersome otherwise.

nothing my hand on their butt won't cure

 

[Expat]

reminds me of my step mother in law... always saying her way of raising kids was best. she had an oops who is now 15 (hubby is 44 and a sister who is 15) well anyway, when little sister went to school for the first time, she kicked the teacher, day after day... had to buy her treats to get her tantrums to stop, but her way of raising kids was better

She bought treats for tantrums.... I would have solved it without buying treats

 

[MrsGungho]

She bought treats for tantrums.... I would have solved it without buying treats

yep