The Official Status Update Thread: Part 50 - The thread with no name

[Expat]

i need constant eye bleach. she is in my peripheral vision.. thermometer reads 68.8 degrees in this room, and she is fanning herself with her clipboard.

You are making her hot

 

[Tydeeh22]

i think ill still wait until friday.

 

[Expat]

Haha. I'll have you know, I'm actually down to my driver's license weight.. I haven't been there in a few years. About 35 pounds to go still.

Keep up the good work

 

[Tydeeh22]

i am uncomfortable. she already told me i remind her of her last boyfriend.

did you know leering is an act of sexual harassment?

 

[Expat]

I have more 22 ammo than I thought I did

 

[Expat]

i am uncomfortable. she already told me i remind her of her last boyfriend.

did you know leering is an act of sexual harassment?

Lick your lips at her

 

[Tydeeh22]

I have more 22 ammo than I thought I did

share?

 

[Expat]

I need to build a work bench to mount my press on

 

[Tydeeh22]

Lick your lips at her

cant do it. she is finally getting on the elevator.

 

[Expat]

share?

I have to have a lot. I have several rifles and pistols in it.

 

[Tydeeh22]

I have to have a lot. I have several rifles and pistols in it.

i have a savage gxp MKII.. the only .22 flavored firearm i own.. right now..

 

[Expat]

cant do it. she is finally getting on the elevator.

You should have gotten on it with her and commented how cool would it be if it broke down for an hour or two then just smiled at her

 

[Expat]

i have a savage gxp MKII.. the only .22 flavored firearm i own.. right now..

Yeah, you need a 10/22 then.

 

[Tydeeh22]

You should have gotten on it with her and commented how cool would it be if it broke down for an hour or two then just smiled at her

how do i explain.. hmm.. her arms arent long enough to reach over the tractor tire that is her midsection to wash her behind. my descriptive use of vocabulary would get me in trouble should i continue.

 

[Expat]

Bradley cooper is the sexiest man alive? Never even heard of him.

 

[db1959]

Good morning. I see shadow has been busy in here

 

[Tydeeh22]

Yeah, you need a 10/22 then.

on the to get list. .. in oh.. 4 days now.

 

[Expat]

how do i explain.. hmm.. her arms arent long enough to reach over the tractor tire that is her midsection to wash her behind. my descriptive use of vocabulary would get me in trouble should i continue.

But she may be nice if you talked with her.

 

[GBuck]

Bradley cooper is the sexiest man alive? Never even heard of him.

I wouldn't doubt it. As a completely straight man, I can tell you he is very good looking.

 

[Expat]

Morning db