I know you were kidding... However, a lot of times people go to training and are insistent on doing things "their" way without trying the instructor's way of doing things. The idea is to try everything the instructor's way that day. And then in your own time find how they integrate into how you do things the best. Whether you do it that way, modify your way, or you can't do it all.
My way is the rite way!! I want to show you the color of the sky in my world!