The official Status update thread part 4

[HandK]

We missed you at the shoot Saturday, Benny.

Rumor has it you are a 13-year old girl...

Yeah, my [STRIKE]son's[/STRIKE] little brother's baseball game coincided with the the event and by the time I would have gotten there, it probably would have been ending.

Plus, I was camping(with parental supervision, of course) and only came back for the game. He was staying with my parents because no one there has kids except my best friend, but he's divorced and the kids were staying with his ex-wife...I promise my friendship with my best friend is completely platonic. He might be 16 years older than me and of the opposite sex, but he just gets me.



Yes, relic said that late one night and I've perpetuated it ever since.

Come on Fess up!! you were at girl scouts weren't you!!

 

[HandK]

Oh Snap!! Pownage!!

 

[HotPocket]

Please elaborate...How/what is it going to help?

Itching? Burning? Drying it out?

Is there anything to make it go away quicker?

Tea Tree oil will dry it up. Use it 3 times a day after washing.
Gold Bond cream will help with the itch and burn. Use it every couple of hours. I get PI really bad. Short of steroids from the Dr. This is the best & fastest way to get rid of it. HTH

 

[cornfused]

Dr. Hotpocket

 

[HandK]

I wanted to post in the what difference does 3 inch's make!! but didn't want to get an infraction!!

 

[Benny]

Tea Tree oil will dry it up. Use it 3 times a day after washing.
Gold Bond cream will help with the itch and burn. Use it every couple of hours. I get PI really bad. Short of steroids from the Dr. This is the best & fastest way to get rid of it. HTH

Thank you.

I'm out of rep right now, but I'll get you.

 

[HotPocket]

Dr. Hotpocket

Not Dr. , but momma HotPocket. Who gets PI every time someone says it. And it sucks really bad. So I try to help others when they get it, with what I've found that works for me

 

[ironjaw]

sup crackers!

 

[theweakerbrother]

I just ate about 30 brownies.

 

[Cru]

Not Dr. , but momma HotPocket.

This is certainly true

 

[HandK]

Tea Tree oil will dry it up. Use it 3 times a day after washing.
Gold Bond cream will help with the itch and burn. Use it every couple of hours. I get PI really bad. Short of steroids from the Dr. This is the best & fastest way to get rid of it. HTH

I got a friend of mine that uses Bleach!! and says it works!! But at what cost I don't know!

 

[HandK]

Pownage!!

 

[theweakerbrother]

My momma made me drink bleach growing up!

 

[HotPocket]

Thank you.

I'm out of rep right now, but I'll get you.

You're very welcome

 

[RelicHound]

Why am I at work?

 

[ironjaw]

I got a friend of mine that uses Bleach!! and says it works!! But at what cost I don't know!

I have to use bleach when I get PI......

 

[theweakerbrother]

PI is public intoxication.

 

[RelicHound]

PI is public intoxication.

Or Pork Injection

 

[HotPocket]

I got a friend of mine that uses Bleach!! and says it works!! But at what cost I don't know!

I've tried bleach, but has never worked for me.

 

[HandK]

I have to use bleach when I get PI......

PI Penis Involved!!!