The Official Status Update Thread: Part 27

[Westside]

Do Sara's or Becky's come with single friends for your friends?

Becky's come with Kayla's

 

[Westside]

Hmmm, I must get one of those Mary Anns. Seems the spiders are afraid of her.

 

[GBuck]

I admire your tastes.

I agree.. Can't say much for Sara and Becky's though.

The Owners manual is big also!! and there are alot of blank pages!! so you will run into lots of scenarios where you will have no idea what to do!!

QFT.

I had an Amanda, she made me walk to work, and work, 2 jobs while she piddled around with a liberal arts degree and was borking my best friend. On top of that she literally beat me if I spent any money...

does that count?

lots of paperwork and legal troubles with that one

so...

thus far we have learned a few things.
1) sara's are good if you can find one that isn't crazy.
2) Becky's are good but exspensive.
3) stay the hell away from Amanda's.

Don't get me wrong, Sara isn't cheap either. lol. Also, finding a sane Sara isn't as hard as finding a sane redhead!

Do Sara's or Becky's come with single friends for your friends?

 

[Westside]

Also, Becky's don't cook.

 

[db1959]

Think I'll make me some popcorn and It wont be any of that microwave crap.

 

[GBuck]

Becky's come with Kayla's

Did she go to CG too? Looks familiar!

 

[theweakerbrother]

Where do I get a Sara? Is there paperwork or fees that go with having one of those?

There is not paper work but sometimes if you don't invest in metals, they will leave you if you wait to long to make the investment. Just sayin'.

 

[SaintsNSinners]

Becky's come with Kayla's

Wow........ I think I really want a Kayla... where can I pick her up at? Does she like asian food? Firearms, and good movies?

 

[Westside]

Think I'll make me some popcorn and It wont be any of that microwave crap.

Air pop or kettle?

 

[GBuck]

Also, Becky's don't cook.

Saras do cook, but Gregs are better cooks... So just let the Gregs do it. Saras are good at baking.

 

[theweakerbrother]

I just finished writing my letter. TAZED!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[db1959]

I now a Kim who is good looking, hates to shop and loves to cook. Unfortunately she isnt my wife...sigh.

 

[theweakerbrother]

Gregs are racist!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Westside]

Wow........ I think I really want a Kayla... where can I pick her up at? Does she like asian food? Firearms, and good movies?

she will be with a Becky at PF changs in Circle center for about another five minutes.

 

[theweakerbrother]

I now a Kim who is good looking, hates to shop and loves to cook. Unfortunately she isnt my wife...sigh.

Then she must be someone else's wife!

 

[theweakerbrother]

Why do all white people look the same?

 

[SaintsNSinners]

Did she go to CG too? Looks familiar!

CG?

 

[GBuck]

Gregs are racist!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Your face is racist!

 

[Westside]

Did she go to CG too? Looks familiar!

nope!!!! I don't remember her and Becky were roommates in college. Lets just say she is a free spirit.

 

[db1959]

Air pop or kettle?

Pan on the stove