The Official Status Update Thread: Part 148 - 2016- Happy New Year INGO!!!

[mom45]

Howdy twin!! Glad you finally got that taken care of.

 

[Leadeye]

I always tell my wife that she was my winning lottery ticket.

 

[Sylvain]

I told hubby I would give him $1 million since he gave me the $10 to buy the tickets. I could probably buy a few more guns. Not sure what else....I might have to have a big party or something.

You could just give him $100, that would already be very generous.

He might get pissed thought.

 

[Sylvain]

I always tell my wife that she was my winning lottery ticket.

AAAWWW

 

[SEIndSAM]

Howdy KJQ, good looking car/boatport there.....

 

[KJQ6945]

Howdy twin!! Glad you finally got that taken care of.

Howdy! Me too! It has been a nightmare.

 

[SEIndSAM]

KJQ, now that it's done, when are you coming to build mine???

 

[KJQ6945]

Howdy KJQ, good looking car/boatport there.....

Evening Sam, have a good day?

 

[mom45]

You could just give him $100, that would already be very generous.

He might get pissed thought.

I was feeling generous. Maybe he can't count so good and I could slip him a bit less than a million.

 

[KJQ6945]

KJQ, now that it's done, when are you coming to build mine???

I didn't build that one. I wouldn't want to build one either.

 

[Sylvain]

I was feeling generous. Maybe he can't count so good and I could slip him a bit less than a million.

Hey I'm bad at math, I wouldn't notice if you gave me $998 789 instead of a million.

 

[mom45]

Hey I'm bad at math, I wouldn't notice if you gave me $998 789 instead of a million.

 

[db1959]

It is going up FAST!! Hubby wanted me to go buy more tickets today. I told him it only takes one to win and we have five...we're good.

I bought some this morning. I asked for $5 in quick picks. the lady laughed at me and said "you don't play much do you?" I said "no, what gave it away?" She said "it is $2 a play"

 

[db1959]

What in the **** is that ugly thing under that nice looking carport?

 

[Leadeye]

Hi Sunshine

 

[db1959]

KJQ, It would seem your pep talk did some good.

 

[db1959]

Hi Sunshine

Good evening Leadeye! How are you?

 

[mom45]

I bought some this morning. I asked for $5 in quick picks. the lady laughed at me and said "you don't play much do you?" I said "no, what gave it away?" She said "it is $2 a play"

You should have gone where I went. I did the same thing so they probably get that a lot. I handed her $10 and said do them five on one and five on another so I can give him his five after I see which one has the winner. She said it couldn't be split that way so she put five on one sheet and told me the top three are mine and the bottom two are for both of us. I like her.

 

[db1959]

You should have gone where I went. I did the same thing so they probably get that a lot. I handed her $10 and said do them five on one and five on another so I can give him his five after I see which one has the winner. She said it couldn't be split that way so she put five on one sheet and told me the top three are mine and the bottom two are for both of us. I like her.

 

[KJQ6945]

What in the **** is that ugly thing under that nice looking carport?

That would be my wife's giant vibrator.