The Official Status Update Thread: Part 146 - #barnwood vs. #internet

[Birds Away]

Sometimes Santa needs a little help from his elves for logistical reasons... And sometimes little boys get a lump of coal (up side the head) when they start questioning the good St. Nick's procedures instead of being excited about what he has for them.

I've heard that kicking him in the nads never gets old.

 

[chezuki]

I must be slow today, can't figure that out.....

SalT WATer.

 

[jagee]

...and let the record show, I am very excited to find out what Santa has for me this year...but my waiting to coordinate delivery has my curiosity stirring, causing me to question...

 

[chezuki]

I've heard that kicking him in the nads never gets old.

**** yeah! The classic "Jagee Award"!

 

[jagee]

you can say ass
you can say hole
but you can't say *******

smartass

You can also say "smartass" and "dumbass"

 

[Expat]

I've heard that kicking him in the nads never gets old.

The little feller used to be bad about hitting me there... now he is too busy trying to figure out how to grab whatever that lump on my hip is...

 

[SEIndSAM]

SalT WATer.

Thanks Chez...

 

[Expat]

You can also say "smartass" and "dumbass"

So it is more acceptable to be a dumbass than an *******?

 

[451_Detonics]

I must be slow today, can't figure that out.....

saltp*ter?

 

[Birds Away]

So it is more acceptable to be a dumbass than an *******?

Actually, we like smartasses and only tolerate dumbasses.

 

[Expat]

saltp*ter?

Can you still buy jars of that? I used to buy it when I was a kid, mix it with sugar and light it up.

 

[451_Detonics]

**** yeah! The classic "Jagee Award"!

 

[Expat]

Actually, we like smartasses and only tolerate dumbasses.

yeah, but what about *******s?

<arse holes>

 

[SEIndSAM]

You can also say "smartass" and "dumbass"

I never really understood the female dog issue either. I mean we have a female dog in heat, she really is a ***** and is really *****y...

 

[Birds Away]

yeah, but what about *******s?

<arse holes>

Well, there are any number of them in this very thread, myself included.

 

[chezuki]

Can we say cockhole?

 

[SEIndSAM]

Can you still buy jars of that? I used to buy it when I was a kid, mix it with sugar and light it up.

Never heard of that, what happens??

 

[chezuki]

Lol, yep... We can.

 

[Expat]

Never heard of that, what happens??

It makes a helluva fire. Will melt the can you have it in.

 

[Birds Away]

Lol, yep... We can.

How about changing the last word to holster. As in, shut your ***********.