The Official Status Update Thread: Part 116 - Internet. Friend or Foe?

[Crbn79]

Just give it a high n tight. They're never gonna get that far down anyways unless they let it hit their stomach

No chicks like hairy gum on their chin.

 

[Trigger Time]

A random Captain tried to give me an order once that was contrary to what my LTC told me to do. I said get out of my way Captain Crunch or I will run you over and leave boot prints on your face.

Bahahahaha

 

[Crbn79]

LOL no!

You out can get some at a straight strip club too. Just go sit at the bar and act like you don't care about the girls. They will make it a challenge to get attention from you. The harder they try the more you ignore them. Then you ease into any common conversation. DO NOT talk about them being a stripper. After a couple visits you'll be bouncing your sack off her face

I've done this b4, didn't take a couple of visits. Only took about 45 mins.

 

[Trigger Time]

Robbie that's funny about the fish post you made. You really don't like fish?
How yA been ?

 

[Snapdragon]

You have my attention...please explain...

Small tote bag with four leashes, two bowls, a liter of water, and a bag of dry dog food.

The two of us may leave the house with nothing, but the dogs will be taken care of.

 

[Trigger Time]

I've done this b4, didn't take a couple of visits. Only took about 45 mins.

We'll I didn't wanna give false hope. Yep it usually only takes oncr. Same at any bar. Ignore the woman you want and basicly just pretend she isn't good enough for you and she will go above and beyond to prove she's hot stuff. SuckA

 

[RobbyMaQ]

Robbie that's funny about the fish post you made. You really don't like fish?
How yA been ?

It's from a roger waters song.
For some reason it popped into my head.

Because i can't scroll back to see what all I missed, the fisrt status post I saw when i looged in was your wendy's fish post

 

[Suprtek]

Small tote bag with four leashes, two bowls, a liter of water, and a bag of dry dog food.

The two of us may leave the house with nothing, but the dogs will be taken care of.

What??!! No poop bags??? You must be one of those conservative right wing nut jobs!!!

 

[Crbn79]

It's from a roger waters song.
For some reason it popped into my head.

Because i can't scroll back to see what all I missed, the fisrt status post I saw when i looged in was your wendy's fish post

Man, you guys keep bringing up Wendys, I might have to make a run.

 

[Trigger Time]

Ah ok lol.

 

[Crbn79]

What??!! No poop bags??? You must be one of those conservative right wing nut jobs!!!

I hate bags. Some lady kept throwing them in my yard. I collected them all up, followed her home one day and dumped them in her yard while she was watching from her window. Since then, there hasn't been a single bag left in my yard.

 

[Trigger Time]

Man, you guys keep bringing up Wendys, I might have to make a run.

More like GET the runs

 

[Snapdragon]

What??!! No poop bags??? You must be one of those conservative right wing nut jobs!!!

Good idea, actually. I just threw them together on impulse and didn't think of that.

 

[Trigger Time]

I hate bags. Some lady kept throwing them in my yard. I collected them all up, followed her home one day and dumped them in her yard while she was watching from her window. Since then, there hasn't been a single bag left in my yard.

That's a ****ty story

 

[RobbyMaQ]

Ah ok lol.

It's cool SD got you a bling patch though!

at the last 1500, CM almost scammed a 2nd patch when PaulF offered him one (After I had already given him one for doing so much work on the lurker shoots, and offering so much advice on INGO). I totally called him out on it and busted him for it. Now I think I know why he was ready to accept the 2nd

 

[churchmouse]

I hate bags. Some lady kept throwing them in my yard. I collected them all up, followed her home one day and dumped them in her yard while she was watching from her window. Since then, there hasn't been a single bag left in my yard.

I have done this to A$$ Hats that walk their dogs and they in my yard.

 

[Trigger Time]

It's cool SD got you a bling patch though!

at the last 1500, CM almost scammed a 2nd patch when PaulF offered him one (After I had already given him one for doing so much work on the lurker shoots, and offering so much advice on INGO). I totally called him out on it and busted him for it. Now I think I know why he was ready to accept the 2nd

Bahahahaha!
you didn't happen to give him a poker chip too did you?

 

[Trigger Time]

Yeah SD hooked it up !
very kind of him!!

 

[Crbn79]

I have done this to A$$ Hats that walk their dogs and they in my yard.

If it's not an everyday occurrence I can let it slide. Throwing your bags in my yard every single day is not cool.

 

[GLOCKMAN23C]

Evenin' Robby & cm.