The Official Status Update Thread: Part 116 - Internet. Friend or Foe?

[Trigger Time]

NICE! Anyone ordering me to help them find their gun isn't going to have a good day.

Yeah I don't do too we'll taking orders anymore. I'm a free man now. I did my time.

 

[GLOCKMAN23C]

Hey I'm still sure a gay bar is the best place to pick up hot tight young ladies. Real ladies. Horny ladies. They just don't wanna get hit on by retards at a regular bar so they go to gay bars all in a group. But once they get one drink in them they revert back to sluts and are easy for the Pickens. I promise

If I was single, I'd make you prove that statement.

 

[Crbn79]

The picture you painted, I see it. And I hate you.

Just be grateful I didn't mention the weedwhacker!

 

[Trigger Time]

Anyone watch Trailer Park Boys? I'd give the CO a good ol' F U Laihe!

Lol I watched the show and I think a movie they made. It started getting dumb by the end of the series

 

[Crbn79]

Yeah I don't do too we'll taking orders anymore. I'm a free man now. I did my time.

I didn't take BS orders while I was in the Army, sure won't now that I'm a free man.

 

[Crbn79]

Lol I watched the show and I think a movie they made. It started getting dumb by the end of the series

Yes, the movies were great, there's like 5 of them on netflix.

 

[Sylvain]

 

[Trigger Time]

If I was single, I'd make you prove that statement.

if I was single I'd go back. Where else are you gonna get free drinks and free hot V

 

[Trigger Time]

But I never drank alcohol. That's very important!!!!

 

[GLOCKMAN23C]

if I was single I'd go back. Where else are you gonna get free drinks and free hot V

Not at home, that's for sure.

 

[Sylvain]

Hey I'm still sure a gay bar is the best place to pick up hot tight young ladies. Real ladies. Horny ladies. They just don't wanna get hit on by retards at a regular bar so they go to gay bars all in a group. But once they get one drink in them they revert back to sluts and are easy for the Pickens. I promise

Taking notes.

 

[Sylvain]

But I never drank alcohol. That's very important!!!!

Got it!

 

[Crbn79]

Got it!

Make sure you shave your boys, gotta be aerodynamic and such!

 

[Trigger Time]

I didn't take BS orders while I was in the Army, sure won't now that I'm a free man.

Yeah the look on their face when they're told no. Priceless

 

[Sylvain]

Make sure you shave your boys, gotta be aerodynamic and such!

Good point!I'm learning so much.

 

[Crbn79]

Gotta keep foliage on the tree tho, no one needs to see all the limbs, you can trim the leaves, but no slash and burn!

 

[Trigger Time]

Make sure you shave your boys, gotta be aerodynamic and such!

Don't do this sylvain it's a trick

 

[Crbn79]

Yeah the look on their face when they're told no. Priceless

They hated it when you tell them "that's not a lawful order".

 

[Crbn79]

Don't do this sylvain it's a trick

Yes, there's a price to be paid, but lady's truly love clean boys! No one plays with hairy bubble gum!

 

[Sylvain]

The day I go to a gay bar with TT as my coach will be epic!
He will be proud of his student.