The Official Status Update Thread: Part 115 - SNOWMAGGEDON (The White Death)

[db1959]

We didn't go to school together?

i was held back a few times. I had the coolest car in the fourth grade class.

 

[KJQ6945]

Is Jagee your brother too? I thought he was your nephew since he is my son. I am getting confused now.

Tell me, Mom is my twin sister...

 

[db1959]

I was held back before I even started nursery school.

 

[db1959]

Its all relative..............

 

[jagee]

So, if I'm related to bunchofnumbers, does that mean I'm in the will???

 

[db1959]

Calling it a night. Take care all!

 

[jagee]

Calling it a night. Take care all!

 

[Crbn79]

My 4th grade teacher would be pretty old by now, don't know if she'd be available.

A pencil rub transfer of her tombstone on butcher paper is the only acceptable substitution in this case.

 

[db1959]

some dumbass just parked behind my car. I will back into them in the morning. Its happened before......

 

[KJQ6945]

Night boat hater!

 

[Mr Evilwrench]

My offspring was expelled from daycare for mugging one of the teachers...

 

[jagee]

A pencil rub transfer of her tombstone on butcher paper is the only acceptable substitution in this case.

Or a Silly Putty transfer from a newspaper obituary.

 

[mom45]

So, if I'm related to bunchofnumbers, does that mean I'm in the will???

I'm ahead of you.

I know my second grade teacher is still alive cause she is on Facebook. Not sure about any of the others. Even most of my high school teachers are gone.

 

[KJQ6945]

So, if I'm related to bunchofnumbers, does that mean I'm in the will???

I just called my lawyer, he said no. I tried though.

 

[mom45]

Night DB!

 

[Crbn79]

some dumbass just parked behind my car. I will back into them in the morning. Its happened before......

Here's what you need, I've done it before. A fast floor jack, and 4 1,500 lb tire coasters.

 

[Mr Evilwrench]

A pencil rub transfer of her tombstone on butcher paper is the only acceptable substitution in this case.

Oh heck, I could go get one of those anywhere; you'll never know the difference

 

[KJQ6945]

I'm ahead of you.

I know my second grade teacher is still alive cause she is on Facebook. Not sure about any of the others. Even most of my high school teachers are gone.

My 6th grade English teacher went to prison for child molest.

 

[jagee]

I just called my lawyer, he said no. I tried though.

I guess I

 

[Crbn79]

Oh heck, I could go get one of those anywhere; you'll never know the difference

You Sir have lost all credibility. We will now need the same signature/transfer from your 1st - 3rd grade teachers as well.