The Official Status Update Thread: Part 114 - The Internet is still rising....

[SkullDaddy.45]

Good, you made it home safe, and of sound mind!

Well, I'm safe! One out of two ain't bad!

 

[Suprtek]

In that case....I have 2 wooden nickels.

In that case, under my self declared authority, I declare that if you show up and refuse to contribute at least 5 bucks, I will personally administer a very enthusiastic "titty twister"! Then I will cover your 5 bucks. Out of respect, any female members will be exempt from this requirement.

 

[Crbn79]

Mmmm, no my wife wouldn't put out last night.

Mmmmm I repeat. My wife wouldn't put out last night!

he perido a mi perro, puedo acariciar al gato

 

[MrsGungho]

Mmmm, no my wife wouldn't put out last night.

Mmmmm I repeat. My wife wouldn't put out last night!

I still find that hilarious

Aw I gotta go find my green card now.

nope, that is the extent of my Spanish.
well there is muy bien. which means very well

como estas is how are you

 

[SkullDaddy.45]

That ummm....errr.....well....is not good.

. . But tonight is another night!!!!

 

[GLOCKMAN23C]

In that case, under my self declared authority, I declare that if you show up and refuse to contribute at least 5 bucks, I will personally administer a very enthusiastic "titty twister"! Then I will cover your 5 bucks. Out of respect, any female members will be exempt from this requirement.

YeeeeeeeHaaaawwwwwwww!

 

[Sylvain]

 

[MrsGungho]

I just made some

 

[Suprtek]

YeeeeeeeHaaaawwwwwwww!

I guarantee this is NOT what you will be saying if I am forced to administer said penalty! I have been using hand tools every work day for almost thirty years. My grip is formidable!!

 

[Sylvain]

I just made some

It's been years since I had actual popcorn.

 

[nakinate]

Wow, we ruined the break room with a mess of spoof threads.

 

[llh1956]

Test.

 

[GLOCKMAN23C]

I guarantee this is NOT what you will be saying if I am force to administer said penalty! I have been using hand tools every work day for almost thirty years. My grip is formidable!!

So is mine......

 

[MrsGungho]

mmmm extra butter

 

[Suprtek]

So is mine......

This sounds like a challenge. Go for it son...

 

[Suprtek]

Wow, we ruined the break room with a mess of spoof threads.

The break room wouldn't even exist anymore without us. They don't even know how much they owe us...

 

[Crbn79]

Wow, we ruined the break room with a mess of spoof threads.

It happens.

 

[chocktaw2]

My grip is formidable!!

OK, and I'm ok with that!

 

[GLOCKMAN23C]

This sounds like a challenge. Go for it son...

I challenge the, to a duel.

 

[Sylvain]

Wow, we ruined the break room with a mess of spoof threads.

It's here so we can play and dont ruin the rest of the forum.It's all good.