The Official Status Update Thread: Part 114 - The Internet is still rising....

[SkullDaddy.45]

View attachment 35034I had midgets sent to your room Sam, but the 2 inches of snow was just to much for them. Which is strange cause I've seen them take 6 inches before!!. . . What?

 

[Sylvain]

 

[SkullDaddy.45]

Waz up my homey?

 

[KJQ6945]

View attachment 35034I had midgets sent to your room Sam, but the 2 inches of snow was just to much for them. Which is strange cause I've seen them take 6 inches before!!. . . What?

Somebody owes me a beer. I'll clean this one up.

 

[mbills2223]

I'm afraid of midgets, i hope that won't come between us, SD!

 

[KJQ6945]

I'm afraid of midgets, i hope that won't come between us, SD!

I do! ...........Wait, never mind.

 

[Sylvain]

Waz up my homey?

Taking pics for Mbills my internet stalker.

 

[SEIndSAM]

View attachment 35034I had midgets sent to your room Sam, but the 2 inches of snow was just to much for them. Which is strange cause I've seen them take 6 inches before!!. . . What?

Bummer, just my luck. And to think of all of the times I have wished for another 2 inches.....

 

[pfinley82]

Hello ladies!

 

[MrsGungho]

I am out guys

dead ass tired and I am going to bed

everyone have a good night

 

[mbills2223]

I do! ...........Wait, never mind.

Taking pics for Mbills my internet stalker.

 

[mom45]

oh my, that would be horrible

wish he'd use some sense and come inside

He doesn't get to come in the house because as soon as he does, he runs and pees on something. Every single time....he has to be outside. He uses the litter boxes in the garage though.

That would be my biggest worry. When I saw the video I was thinking "line up the sights" then it turned and was a cat, or small bear, I still haven't sorted it yet.
The way he walks, as round as he is I swore it was a coon.

Most of the neighbors have seen him in our yard and know he is ours...and have seen the tail and commented on it so I would hope they would confirm it is a coon before shooting. There was a skunk on the camera the other night. They can play with that if they want.

Jose Cuervo Christmas Cookies
Ingredients
1 cup water
1 teaspoon baking soda
1 cup sugar
1 teaspoon salt
1 cup brown sugar
1 cup lemon juice
4 large eggs
1 cup nuts
2 cups dried fruit
1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequila
Serves / Yields
One
Preparation Instructions
Sample the Cuervo to check quality. Take a large bowl; check the Cuervo again, to be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink.
Turn on the electric mixer...Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.


Add one teaspoon of sugar...Beat again. At this point it's best to make sure the Cuervo is still OK; try another cup ...just in case.
Turn off the mixerer thingy.
Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit,
Pick the frig ging fruit off floor...
Mix on the turner.
If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it loose with a drewscriver.


Sample the Cuervo to check for tonsisticity.
Next, sift two cups of salt, or something. Who giveshz a sheet.
Check the Jose Cuervo.
Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.
Add one table.
Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink.
Whatever you can find. Greash the oven.
Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.
Don't forget to beat off the turner.
Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the Cose Juervo and make sure to put the stove in the wishdasher
CHERRY MISTMAS!


I was vetoed from making tequila balls instead of rum balls, but I was just kidding, that would be pretty gross.

I have some Cuervo gold in the cabinet....hmmmm.

Somebody owes me a beer. I'll clean this one up.

You drink that nasty Coors Light, right? I have some of that here that I use for cooking.

 

[SkullDaddy.45]

View attachment 35037Ok, oriental midgets wearing kilts!! I should get a ****ing medal for this ****!!

 

[churchmouse]

View attachment 35037Ok, oriental midgets wearing kilts!! I should get a ****ing medal for this ****!!

Medal inbound

 

[churchmouse]

View attachment 35037Ok, oriental midgets wearing kilts!! I should get a ****ing medal for this ****!!

Also a "My Little Pony" outfit so you can wear it tomorrow.

 

[KJQ6945]

You drink that nasty Coors Light, right? I have some of that here that I use for cooking.

And this is why we aren't a close family...........

 

[mbills2223]

And this is why we aren't a close family...........

I approve of your Coors

 

[churchmouse]

I approve of your Coors

When I did drink Coors hurt.

 

[SkullDaddy.45]

Also a "My Little Pony" outfit so you can wear it tomorrow.

My little ponies are pant-less right?

 

[Crbn79]

Also a "My Little Pony" outfit so you can wear it tomorrow.

Take pictures!