The Official Status Update Thread: Part 114 - The Internet is still rising....

[mbills2223]

No, it was official LT6 business. Since I'm not a member I figured I shouldn't see anything "top secret". I don't need to be bumped off because I know too much.

*whacked off

 

[Crbn79]

 

[Crbn79]

What's this? Is there another tranny spread on the work bench?

*whacked off

Where's this discussion headed?

 

[nakinate]

*whacked off

Yes please.

 

[MrsGungho]

*whacked off

that duty is outside my realm of expertise.

 

[mbills2223]

 

[nakinate]

I remember one time I tried to say hi to you in passing. You totally blew me off...

 

[mom45]

Where's this discussion headed?

Into the toilet I think.

 

[mbills2223]

I remember one time I tried to say hi to you in passing. You totally blew me off...

Wait...what...?

 

[nakinate]

Into the toilet I think.

 

[Crbn79]

Into the toilet I think.

Well, I suppose it is Friday after all!

 

[mom45]

Well, I suppose it is Friday after all!

I may need to work on the rum fudge. It gets stronger as it sets and it has been in the fridge since before Christmas. A piece of two can give you a good buzz at this point.

 

[Crbn79]

Wait...what...?

 

[Crbn79]

I may need to work on the rum fudge. It gets stronger as it sets and it has been in the fridge since before Christmas. A piece of two can give you a good buzz at this point.

I've got a batch of homebrew that ummm, changed course, ready for step 2 this week.

 

[mom45]

I've got a batch of homebrew that ummm, changed course, ready for step 2 this week.

I better go find my coon/kitty Leroy and give him his antibiotic. He isn't coming when I call him cause he hates that pill. Just a couple more days and he will be done so I don't want to stop now.

 

[MrsGungho]

I better go find my coon/kitty Leroy and give him his antibiotic. He isn't coming when I call him cause he hates that pill. Just a couple more days and he will be done so I don't want to stop now.

oh yeah

I saw that video

I would have sworn it was a coon until he stopped to lick his junk

 

[mom45]

oh yeah

I saw that video

I would have sworn it was a coon until he stopped to lick his junk

I showed my husband the video and he said..."I thought you said it was of the cat. That's a coon". About that time, Leroy turned to face the camera. He had to watch it several times and couldn't believe how close he looks to a coon from the back. Everyone who sees him comments on his tail because it is always fluffed out and looks just like a coon tail, but he's so fat....I hope nobody shoots him thinking its a coon in their yard.

 

[MrsGungho]

I showed my husband the video and he said..."I thought you said it was of the cat. That's a coon". About that time, Leroy turned to face the camera. He had to watch it several times and couldn't believe how close he looks to a coon from the back. Everyone who sees him comments on his tail because it is always fluffed out and looks just like a coon tail, but he's so fat....I hope nobody shoots him thinking its a coon in their yard.

oh my, that would be horrible

wish he'd use some sense and come inside

 

[Crbn79]

I showed my husband the video and he said..."I thought you said it was of the cat. That's a coon". About that time, Leroy turned to face the camera. He had to watch it several times and couldn't believe how close he looks to a coon from the back. Everyone who sees him comments on his tail because it is always fluffed out and looks just like a coon tail, but he's so fat....I hope nobody shoots him thinking its a coon in their yard.

That would be my biggest worry. When I saw the video I was thinking "line up the sights" then it turned and was a cat, or small bear, I still haven't sorted it yet.
The way he walks, as round as he is I swore it was a coon.

 

[Mr Evilwrench]

Jose Cuervo Christmas Cookies
Ingredients
1 cup water
1 teaspoon baking soda
1 cup sugar
1 teaspoon salt
1 cup brown sugar
1 cup lemon juice
4 large eggs
1 cup nuts
2 cups dried fruit
1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequila
Serves / Yields
One
Preparation Instructions
Sample the Cuervo to check quality. Take a large bowl; check the Cuervo again, to be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink.
Turn on the electric mixer...Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.


Add one teaspoon of sugar...Beat again. At this point it's best to make sure the Cuervo is still OK; try another cup ...just in case.
Turn off the mixerer thingy.
Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit,
Pick the frig ging fruit off floor...
Mix on the turner.
If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it loose with a drewscriver.


Sample the Cuervo to check for tonsisticity.
Next, sift two cups of salt, or something. Who giveshz a sheet.
Check the Jose Cuervo.
Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.
Add one table.
Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink.
Whatever you can find. Greash the oven.
Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.
Don't forget to beat off the turner.
Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the Cose Juervo and make sure to put the stove in the wishdasher
CHERRY MISTMAS!


I was vetoed from making tequila balls instead of rum balls, but I was just kidding, that would be pretty gross.