The Official Status Update Thread: Part 111 - Ingoluminati

[jdmack79]

Your life is ridiculous

Istanbul is probably the safest honestly

I doubt any of them would be too bad as long as you don't do anything stupid, but you're probably right. I've never been to the Muslim world, and Istanbul would be a good first trip considering it is 1/2 Europe. Thailand and Cambodia are really safe too. Most tourists only fall victim to pick pockets, which I managed to avoid when living in Bangkok. Most who die in SE Asia are killed by angry spouses/girlfriends for financial reasons.

 

[Sylvain]

Princess called me this evening


we talked for a bit, she "showed" me her Christmas present from Great Aunt Lisa (My sister) and then Mommy told her to say bye to Grandma. She said Bye Grandma, in between crying because she didn't want to go.. THAT breaks my heart

Stop being an awesome grandma, all your fault if this poor kid loves you so much.

 

[jdmack79]

Please choose Syria.

My head belongs on my body. If I were to travel to any "dangerous" place it would be North Korea, not the Middle East. In NK you can theoretically avoid the danger if you follow the rules. In the ME you could be beheaded for simply not being religious enough.

Another teacher and I have talked about writing a grant for an "educational" trip to NK. I'm not sure if we'll follow through though.

 

[MrsGungho]

MrsG now I have the menards song in my head too damn it

that's what ya get for being an *******

Stop being an awesome grandma, all your fault if this poor kid loves you so much.

hey, I can't help it that someone loves me like that

I bought her more gifts for Christmas than I did the boy. I have remedied that, but I felt guilty when I realized it

 

[Sylvain]

Istanbul is probably the safest honestly

I would like to go there.
The Turkish food is great too.I lived next to a Turkish restaurant when I was a student.

 

[mbills2223]

My head belongs on my body. If I were to travel to any "dangerous" place it would be North Korea, not the Middle East. In NK you can theoretically avoid the danger if you follow the rules. In the ME you could be beheaded for simply not being religious enough.

Another teacher and I have talked about writing a grant for an "educational" trip to NK. I'm not sure if we'll follow through though.

North Korea would be absolutely incredible to see.

 

[chezuki]

My head belongs on my body. If I were to travel to any "dangerous" place it would be North Korea, not the Middle East. In NK you can theoretically avoid the danger if you follow the rules. In the ME you could be beheaded for simply not being religious enough.

Another teacher and I have talked about writing a grant for an "educational" trip to NK. I'm not sure if we'll follow through though.

Don't be a *****. You'll be fine!

Syria!
Syria!
Syria!

 

[BiscuitNaBasket]

MrsG now I have the menards song in my head too damn it

you shave big monkeys at Menards


Leftover from when I worked there

 

[Trigger Time]

My head belongs on my body. If I were to travel to any "dangerous" place it would be North Korea, not the Middle East. In NK you can theoretically avoid the danger if you follow the rules. In the ME you could be beheaded for simply not being religious enough.

Another teacher and I have talked about writing a grant for an "educational" trip to NK. I'm not sure if we'll follow through though.

I hope for your sake they (North Korea) don't fart in the wind and decide that your a spy. Been nice knowing ya.

 

[MrsGungho]

All sound interesting JD

I think NK would be really cool to see

 

[chezuki]

Istanbul is probably the safest honestly

Dammit, now I have a stupid song in my head...



"Even old New York was once New Amsterdam...




Istanbul was Constantinople
Now it's Istanbul, not Constantinople
Been a long time gone, Constantinople
Now it's Turkish delight on a moonlit night"

 

[Sylvain]

My head belongs on my body. If I were to travel to any "dangerous" place it would be North Korea, not the Middle East. In NK you can theoretically avoid the danger if you follow the rules. In the ME you could be beheaded for simply not being religious enough.

Another teacher and I have talked about writing a grant for an "educational" trip to NK. I'm not sure if we'll follow through though.

Yeah traveling to NK is probably even safer than traveling in the US.You wont get mugged or attacked on the street there.
You will just go to jail if you take pictures of forbidden things.

 

[chezuki]

you shave big monkeys at Menards


Leftover from when I worked there

Mine was "save big money lickin' M'nards"

 

[Sylvain]

North Korea would be absolutely incredible to see.

They even have Oreos in stores there (well obviously not for the common people to buy), so Im willing to go.

 

[Trigger Time]

you shave big monkeys at Menards


Leftover from when I worked there

I was banging a girl that was a manager there. She was a freak. Wanted me to choke her and hold her down and ****. As a sane guy that was ****ing weird for me

 

[Sylvain]

I was banging a girl that was a manager there. She was a freak. Wanted me to choke her and hold her down and ****. As a sane guy that was ****ing weird for me

How is that weird stuff? Come on!

 

[Trigger Time]

Dammit, now I have a stupid song in my head...



"Even old New York was once New Amsterdam...




Istanbul was Constantinople
Now it's Istanbul, not Constantinople
Been a long time gone, Constantinople
Now it's Turkish delight on a moonlit night"

bahahahahaha!!!
oh and yes the menards monkey was shaved!

 

[MrsGungho]

I was banging a girl that was a manager there. She was a freak. Wanted me to choke her and hold her down and ****. As a sane guy that was ****ing weird for me

you hadn't heard of that before?

Erotic asphyxiation - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

 

[MrsGungho]

hell, now I feel weird because I know what that is

 

[KJQ6945]

I'm going on vacation to Alabama. My only worry is drinking to much and pissing on myself. Who is the educated one?