The Official Status Update Thread: Part 111 - Ingoluminati

[Sylvain]

Thanks for the rep thoughts guys. Save it for someone who's not an ass hole

QFT that's why I didn't rep you ....




lol joke!

 

[Trigger Time]

I called 911 once when I found a woman dead in her van. Dispatch wanted me to do CPR. With the little medical background I had, I knew it was to late and refused. Dispatch tried to make me feel guilty, first officer on the scene assured me she was to far gone. I still pray for her family. As much as it shook me up, I am sure it shook them up more.

When you know you know. Seeing the life gone is unmistakable
sorry you were made to feel like that MrsG

 

[Sylvain]

Yeah, that **** isn't nearly as easy as they make it look on TV is it?!?!


Funny related story: I was at Target one time, browsing the OTC aisles because that's what people like me do for fun, when I heard someone a few aisles down say "I'm having a heart attack." I grabbed baby Aspirin off the shelf, opened it and went to wear the noise came from...it was some jackass being stupid. I could have throttled him. Cost me $2.99 too...

You should have shoved the aspirine bottle in his ass and take the $2.99 from his wallet.

 

[Trigger Time]

QFT that's why I didn't rep you ....




lol joke!

 

[jdmack79]

You should have shoved the aspirine bottle in his ass and take the $2.99 from his wallet.

WALLET!?!?!?!?!?!?

 

[Trigger Time]

You should have shoved the aspirine bottle in his ass and take the $2.99 from his wallet.

This!!!

 

[db1959]

You should have shoved the aspirine bottle in his ass and take the $2.99 from his wallet.

What would you suggest he do with the receipt?

 

[MrsGungho]

When you know you know. Seeing the life gone is unmistakable
sorry you were made to feel like that MrsG

to this day, instead of singing "Save Big Money at Menards"

My daughters try to make me feel better by singing "Find Dead Bodies at Menards"

I'm at peace with what happened. It was Christmas time too. Had gone in to find ShotGun shell Christmas lights. They didn't have them

 

[Sylvain]

What would you suggest he do with the receipt?

I think Mbills didn't have a receipt if he picked it from the shelf.

 

[jdmack79]

I'm debating on where to go on my summer break this year. I am debating between Egypt, Jordan, Istanbul, or Thailand/Cambodia. What say you, INGO?

 

[db1959]

I think Mbills didn't have a receipt if he picked it from the shelf.

He said it cost him 2.99

 

[chezuki]

Now I'm gonna have the song "staying alive" in my head all night. To keep me on pace for the compressions that's the way I was taught

Fun fact: There were 2 songs our instructor recommended to think of in your head to keep time with compressions...

"Stayin' Alive" and "Another One Bites the Dust".

Similar beat, but one is a bit on the darker side.

 

[MrsGungho]

Princess called me this evening


we talked for a bit, she "showed" me her Christmas present from Great Aunt Lisa (My sister) and then Mommy told her to say bye to Grandma. She said Bye Grandma, in between crying because she didn't want to go.. THAT breaks my heart

 

[mbills2223]

I'm debating on where to go on my summer break this year. I am debating between Egypt, Jordan, Istanbul, or Thailand/Cambodia. What say you, INGO?

Your life is ridiculous

 

[db1959]

I'm debating on where to go on my summer break this year. I am debating between Egypt, Jordan, Istanbul, or Thailand/Cambodia. What say you, INGO?

Culver.

 

[mbills2223]

Fun fact: There were 2 songs our instructor recommended to think of in your head to keep time with compressions...

"Stayin' Alive" and "Another One Bites the Dust".

Similar beat, but one is a bit on the darker side.

Hahahaha I only got Stayin' Alive!!

ETA: And it was in my head when I was performing CPR on an actual human...

 

[Trigger Time]

I'm debating on where to go on my summer break this year. I am debating between Egypt, Jordan, Istanbul, or Thailand/Cambodia. What say you, INGO?

Istanbul is probably the safest honestly

 

[db1959]

Fun fact: There were 2 songs our instructor recommended to think of in your head to keep time with compressions...

"Stayin' Alive" and "Another One Bites the Dust".

Similar beat, but one is a bit on the darker side.

I like the second one. I'll bring that up when I go back to class

 

[chezuki]

I'm debating on where to go on my summer break this year. I am debating between Egypt, Jordan, Istanbul, or Thailand/Cambodia. What say you, INGO?

Please choose Syria.

 

[Trigger Time]

MrsG now I have the menards song in my head too damn it