The Official Status Update Thread - Part 104: Shaun of the Dead

[RedneckReject]

That's what I'm thinking. I need to find that thing. Dog was bad tonight so now he has to wear a remote collar when he goes outside until he can behave again

 

[actaeon277]

I had an oops at work once.. Took the rear axle off a box truck...

I could live with equipment damage.
It doesn't scream and beg for death.

 

[Birds Away]

I've never had a remote controlled dog before. Can you make him crap in the neighbor's yard?

 

[Trigger Time]

Ugh. Need sleep

 

[chezuki]

Ugh. Need sleep

Welcome back!

 

[RedneckReject]

I've never had a remote controlled dog before. Can you make him crap in the neighbor's yard?

No I don't want him to crap in the neighbor's yard. He needs to do that in his own yard. And he usually does. Tonight though he went straight next door. Not acceptable. This is why he needs his collar. He may not listen to ME but he will listen when I make the collar vibrate. He hates that.

 

[Birds Away]

Sorry, I was off learning about vagina cookies. Who knew?

 

[RedneckReject]

I just found a plethora of snack on top of my refrigerator that I forgot existed. Oh Ferrero Rocher I love you

 

[danielson]

I could live with equipment damage.
It doesn't scream and beg for death.

You werent driving the damned thing... lol
It had just come back from getting the springs replaced and they screwed something up, I was doing about 30 when it let go, it was an interesting driving experience trying to keep it from ending up shiny side down in the ditch.

 

[actaeon277]

Sure. Talk about food.

 

[danielson]

Im all out of vagina cookies... All I have are animal crackers...

 

[RedneckReject]

Im all out of vagina cookies... All I have are animal crackers...

I've never had any vagina cookies but now I am inspired to make some just for the hell of it

 

[actaeon277]

I guess I'm having frozen tyson's chicken strips.
I know I should bring food in.

 

[actaeon277]

Good thing I saw the cookies.
I forgot what those things look like.

 

[Birds Away]

I'm just out of vagina. I could bake some cookies but, somehow, I don't think it would be the same.

 

[actaeon277]

So, corporate just put a memo out. They are NOT happy. In 12 months, corporate wide we've had 5 fatalities.
Gee, they're unhappy?

 

[RedneckReject]

I'm just out of vagina. I could bake some cookies but, somehow, I don't think it would be the same.

Unless you're into that sort of thing.

 

[Birds Away]

Unless you're into that sort of thing.

Um, no. I guess I don't have enough imagination.

 

[RedneckReject]

So, corporate just put a memo out. They are NOT happy. In 12 months, corporate wide we've had 5 fatalities.
Gee, they're unhappy?

Wow. I'm willing to bet the families of those fatalities are quite a bit more unhappy than corporate

 

[actaeon277]

Wow. I'm willing to bet the families of those fatalities are quite a bit more unhappy than corporate

Yes. They show us videos of families of those fatalities to try to make people more safe.