The Official Status Update Thread - Part 104: Shaun of the Dead

[churchmouse]

I'd pay to watch that.

Pay hell....you will participate.

 

[Birds Away]

Sounds like a company that doesn't put a whole lotta value on your decision making skills. What reasoning to they give for not having one in the chamber?

The Soviet Union used to put fake missile launchers on their ships. Just big empty aluminum boxes that looked like the real thing. That's exactly what this company is doing by arming you and then tying your hands behind your backs.

 

[Birds Away]

Pay hell....you will participate.

Oh, going to eat some Kimber and some CZ in the same setting? You know gluttony is a vice.

 

[SkullDaddy.45]

Bring him down here. I will run open sites against any compact 1911. I know how those kimbers run. Accurate enough but not anywhere near a bulls-eye shooter.

I would love to bring him down for a little CM shooting experience! He's a good dude, he's just a little arrogant with that Kimber.

 

[BiscuitNaBasket]

The Soviet Union used to put fake missile launchers on their ships. Just big empty aluminum boxes that looked like the real thing. That's exactly what this company is doing by arming you and then tying your hands behind your backs.

Yes sir. Exactly. I'll never admit to having a round in the chamber of my work gun if asked, but lets just throw a wink in there.

 

[KJQ6945]

CM, do you have an item to pick up today??????

 

[churchmouse]

Sounds like a company that doesn't put a whole lotta value on your decision making skills. What reasoning to they give for not having one in the chamber?

Liability my friend. Fear of tort reprisal.
I dealt with companys for years that had specific rules in the employee hand books about fire arms. They were not allowed. Period. 2 companys called it the "Tim" rule as I refused to remove my hand gun. They put you on the street in areas that a lot of people would "Never" go into. In my years in a service truck I have lost count of the times I have had to pull my side arm and at least go to the low ready if not directly point it at some whacked out nut job at midnight in an alley.

 

[churchmouse]

CM, do you have an item to pick up today??????

Why yes....yes I do.....

 

[KJQ6945]

Why yes....yes I do.....

Hehehehe

 

[churchmouse]

I am seriously hopping that this addition to the ranks will satisfy my addictive urges at least until after the holidays.
Oh, wait....we have all the Christmas shopping done. .....................

 

[churchmouse]

Hehehehe

I will be setting up 3 long guns on the 12th. I will bring my bench.....

 

[SkullDaddy.45]

No reasoning. Just "do this" and "sign here." Then take this NRA basic pistol class where you don't practice drawing or racking the slide to put one in the chamber, and we'll call you "trained."

The Soviet Union used to put fake missile launchers on their ships. Just big empty aluminum boxes that looked like the real thing. That's exactly what this company is doing by arming you and then tying your hands behind your backs.

False muscles are great until someone swings on ya. Stay safe BnB! Chamber that *****!!

 

[Birds Away]

I am seriously hopping that this addition to the ranks will satisfy my addictive urges at least until after the holidays.
Oh, wait....we have all the Christmas shopping done. .....................

Remember, you're the pathfinder. If you stop you will get runover.

 

[KJQ6945]

Oh, going to eat some Kimber and some CZ in the same setting? You know gluttony is a vice.

I'll bring a Glock, and CM can school us all.

 

[BiscuitNaBasket]

False muscles are great until someone swings on ya. Stay safe BnB! Chamber that *****!!

 

[churchmouse]

Remember, you're the pathfinder. If you stop you will get runover.

Lateral movement.

I am at a point I need to re-asses what direction I am going. If I am going in any set direction at all.....I am just so confused right now.....

 

[churchmouse]

I'll bring a Glock, and CM can school us all.

You hit the steel a few times with the....uh....shudder....Glock......Ugh.....

 

[Birds Away]

Lateral movement.

I am at a point I need to re-asses what direction I am going. If I am going in any set direction at all.....I am just so confused right now.....

I tried to show you the light.

 

[churchmouse]

I tried to show you the light.

I know I know.

 

[KJQ6945]

You hit the steel a few times with the....uh....shudder....Glock......Ugh.....

Pistols just aren't my current direction.