The Official Status Update Thread - Part 104: Shaun of the Dead

[mom45]

Is that ? ...... POOP!?????

I was going to go with chocolate ice cream. I thought maybe they went out for an ice cream cone to talk over who should drive...him or the carjacker. And...then the fight started.

 

[KJQ6945]

Ok, stop the thread, I need to go to bed, but I don't want to miss any of this crazy ****. Lets pick it up about 6am.

 

[Trigger Time]

You okay TT? Catch your breath....

I just spit Vanilla Coke out my nose. No, you dork, it's blood

Yeah for sure I needed this laugh!!
oh well it looked brown lol. Yeah blood dries brown I wasn't thinking. Looked like someone painted poop circles

 

[Trigger Time]

I was going to go with chocolate ice cream. I thought maybe they went out for an ice cream cone to talk over who should drive...him or the carjacker. And...then the fight started.

He bought him a poopcicle

 

[Sylvain]

 

[RedneckReject]

Yeah for sure I needed this laugh!!
oh well it looked brown lol. Yeah blood dries brown I wasn't thinking. Looked like someone painted poop circles

Considering the weirdness this whole event has cause it's not that far fetched

 

[Trigger Time]

Ok, stop the thread, I need to go to bed, but I don't want to miss any of this crazy ****. Lets pick it up about 6am.

This isn't dvr. This is real life drama man!

 

[mom45]

He bought him a poopcicle

It could have been when the hit the fan...you know, when the plug let go.

 

[RedneckReject]

I really do appreciate all the laughter this has caused. Honestly. It's always better to find the humor in these situations than to dwell on the bad

 

[mom45]

I really do appreciate all the laughter this has caused. Honestly. It's always better to find the humor in these situations than to dwell on the bad

I'm just glad he was able to get the upper hand and take control of the situation.

 

[Sylvain]

I really do appreciate all the laughter this has caused. Honestly. It's always better to find the humor in these situations than to dwell on the bad

Tell him that we all believed the idea that the butt plug was not his.He will feel better about it.

 

[RedneckReject]

I'm just glad he was able to get the upper hand and take control of the situation.

He took the opportunity when he saw it and it worked. The guy ended up getting $40 out of the center console. I think $40 and a boo boo on the hand is a fair price to pay for getting to beat the hell out of a lowlife theif

 

[SEIndSAM]

Hate to leave this, but I got to get to bed. Nite all.

 

[RedneckReject]

Tell him that we all believed the idea that the butt plug was not his.He will feel better about it.

I still can't wrap my mind around that part of this whole thing.

 

[Trigger Time]

I really do appreciate all the laughter this has caused. Honestly. It's always better to find the humor in these situations than to dwell on the bad

That's how I handle bad **** when it's handled. I laugh and make bad jokes. That's how I process fear, rage, insecurity, Ect.
So if anyone sees a black guy hobbling down the street with a hamburger face and a skid mark in his pants, please direct him to craigslist where he can be reunited with his purple poop stopper

 

[Trigger Time]

I still can't wrap my mind around that part of this whole thing.

It's SNS! We aren't supposed to be able to wrap our minds around the stuff he does

 

[RedneckReject]

That's how I handle bad **** when it's handled. I laugh and make bad jokes. That's how I process fear, rage, insecurity, Ect.
So if anyone sees a black guy hobbling down the street with a hamburger face and a skid mark in his pants, please direct him to craigslist where he can be reunited with his purple poop stopper

I handle things the same way. Laughter makes everything a little easier

 

[mom45]

I can still hear TT over there in hysterics. Laughter is good for the soul.

 

[RedneckReject]

I can still hear TT over there in hysterics. Laughter is good for the soul.

Yep! I'm working on a Craigslist ad now

 

[mom45]

Yep! I'm working on a Craigslist ad now

You'll have to let us know if you get any good replies to your ad!

Are you feeling better than you were earlier?