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[RelicHound]

it's gotten so bad that the recruiter hate seeing me coming because I always ask for free shirts and stickers and patches and....

they hate me

are you gonna mooch my bait today?

 

[lawrra]

I want a cannon

 

[EvilleDoug]

are you gonna mooch my bait today?

noooooo, not me.

I'm gonna stop and get me some minnows

have you picked up bait yet?

 

[EvilleDoug]

I want a cannon

I want my wife

 

[RelicHound]

noooooo, not me.

I'm gonna stop and get me some minnows

have you picked up bait yet?

Just messin with ya dude
I'll get the bait when we get there...I can get us more bait than we will need with my cast nets. no sense in buying what we can get for free..Ill also bring a small rod so we can catch some bluegill for bait.

 

[EvilleDoug]

I need some no wife reps. it will make me feel a lot better

 

[lawrra]

mooch!

Speaking of mooches...A guy at my old job was a hardcore mooch. He expected one of the other guys to give him part of his lunch every day. He would always say, "Lemme get half dat," and if you said no he'd say you don't know how to share I called him a mooch and he got angry. So, I continued to call him a mooch every time

 

[EvilleDoug]

Just messin with ya dude
I'll get the bait when we get there...I can get us more bait than we will need with my cast nets. no sense in buying what we can get for free..Ill also bring a small rod so we can catch some bluegill for bait.

OH OK, that sounds good. I have never been able to toss a cast net

 

[lawrra]

I need some no wife reps. it will make me feel a lot better

Gotta spread it around

 

[RelicHound]

I need some no wife reps. it will make me feel a lot better

sorry..I be all outta da repz

 

[RelicHound]

OH OK, that sounds good. I have never been able to toss a cast net

I'll bring my trainer net I'll teach you how to throw a net.

 

[EvilleDoug]

i just tried everyone on this page and the only one I could hit was lawrra

 

[EvilleDoug]

I'll bring my trainer net I'll teach you how to throw a net.

does it have littel wheels on it

 

[lawrra]

i just tried everyone on this page and the only one I could hit was lawrra

i still have to spread it around

 

[RelicHound]

Speaking of mooches...A guy at my old job was a hardcore mooch. He expected one of the other guys to give him part of his lunch every day. He would always say, "Lemme get half dat," and if you said no he'd say you don't know how to share I called him a mooch and he got angry. So, I continued to call him a mooch every time

A co-worker of mine smokes heavily and he never buys his own smokes....he once told me"why should I buy smokes when I can get close to 2 packs a day bumin 2 smokes from everyone here that smokes" I stopped giving him cigarettes...and even more funny...he NEVER has a lighter

 

[RelicHound]

does it have littel wheels on it

umm..yeah..actually it sorta does

 

[EvilleDoug]

now

 

[EvilleDoug]

now

 

[EvilleDoug]

it's about time...page ownership is a beautiful thing...yes it is

 

[lawrra]

A co-worker of mine smokes heavily and he never buys his own smokes....he once told me"why should I buy smokes when I can get close to 2 packs a day bumin 2 smokes from everyone here that smokes" I stopped giving him cigarettes...and even more funny...he NEVER has a lighter

You should have dipped a cig in the toilet after you peed, let it dry, and given it to him