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[Bigum1969]

He just has to learn that when the oak in the front yard says no, it means no.

 

[mk2ja]

OK, I'm caught up!

 

[jclark]

He just has to learn that when the oak in the front yard says no, it means no.

I gets what I wants......and some stuff I didn't want.

 

[Bigum1969]

Ya, but that one rep with 4 gold bars will send people into rep obit because Big's is a Rep Rock Star!

 

[mk2ja]

Hey, you guys can keep Win7. Until they fix it with the second Service Pack and software developers stop supporting XP, I'll stick with XP thank you very much.

I bet SE saw this in the funny pic thread, but I wanted to reproduce it here for e'r'body else, too.

This one made me chuckle..

 

[HandK]

I gets what I wants......and some stuff I didn't want.

Dang!! Jimmy!! thats gotta hurt!!!

 

[MarkM]

Does anyone watch the show justified I'm addicted.

 

[BloodEclipse]

Anyone know how jclark got poison ivy on his hoo ha?

I think I took a pee after getting into some P/I roots. I'm real allergic to that stuff.

The cure is to soak it in cider.

 

[IndyBeerman]

The cure is to soak it in cider.

Nothing like a gallon of Dicken's Cider for the cure!

 

[IndyBeerman]

Night guys, heading to bed!

 

[BloodEclipse]

Night guys, heading to bed!

Nite.

 

[SavageEagle]

nite IBM!

Oh, the best way to cure Poison Ivy is to put clear nail polish on top of the... itchy spots...

Seriously, apply your calamine lotion first, rub it in real good, then put the polish on. It shields it from the air and moisture and will dry it out faster. It'll itch like a mfer at first, but it WILL get rid of it. You might have to reapply it twice, but it WORKS!

You have to make sure the lotion gets rubbed in real good first though. If you still can feel the grease from it, keep rubbing. also buy a box of benedryl. (sp?) It'll help too.

 

[POC]

Nothing like a gallon of Dicken's Cider for the cure!

"That's funny stuff right there, I don't care who ya are!"
Good stuff... haha
"Nothing helps you unwind from a hard day at work like a warm Dicken's Cider..."

 

[Benny]

Any Newburgh(/Evansville) PWs listening to a police scanner?

I took the puppy out a few minutes ago and several cruisers just SHOT past me with their lights on(I'd say 60-70 MPH in a 30).

 

[POC]

LOL @ 5'4 "and a half" that's how tall Kara is if you ask her...Gotta love the shorties wanting that extra half.

Nearly everyone that comes to the ER is "...and a half."
And when I ask how much they weigh it's like, "...oh I don't know, maybe, oh, well lets see...157 or so." Really? 157 or so. Not 150 or so, or 160 or so.

 

[lawrra]

nite IBM!

Oh, the best way to cure Poison Ivy is to put clear nail polish on top of the... itchy spots...

Seriously, apply your calamine lotion first, rub it in real good, then put the polish on. It shields it from the air and moisture and will dry it out faster. It'll itch like a mfer at first, but it WILL get rid of it. You might have to reapply it twice, but it WORKS!

You have to make sure the lotion gets rubbed in real good first though. If you still can feel the grease from it, keep rubbing. also buy a box of benedryl. (sp?) It'll help too.

You may want to be careful with that...

 

[Benny]

Nearly everyone that comes to the ER is "...and a half."
And when I ask how much they weigh it's like, "...oh I don't know, maybe, oh, well lets see...157 or so." Really? 157 or so. Not 150 or so, or 160 or so.

LOL! Like they haven't weighed themselves in the last 24 hours.

 

[SavageEagle]

You may want to be careful with that...

Yea, well, Just be careful on the tally wacker. Everything else, good to go. It's how I get rid of P/I and I even keep a little of the stuff in the first aid kit.

 

[SavageEagle]

Night guys! Gotta be up early to take the wife to an interview. Wish her luck!

 

[FordMan08]

Night guys! Gotta be up early to take the wife to an interview. Wish her luck!

Good luck, Mrs. SavageEagle.