The official status update thread - I

[jclark]

I got a whole outfit ready!!!

Very impressive. Mine is a tinfoil thong and a cowboy hat!

 

[HandK]

You guys just gave me a idea to make some extra's $$'s.


Buy 20 boxes of Reynolds Aluminum foil, make 1 size fits all foil hats and the INGO bacon badge logo on the front with approval from Fenway.

I could make a fortune, boatloads of bucks, now just where did I lay those foil hat design plans.

I'm way ahead of you!!!

 

[HandK]

Very impressive. Mine is a tinfoil thong and a cowboy hat!

 

[Bigum1969]

I think I have created a monster!!
Probably not. Since I'm so high up in seniority, they never let me cut out early.
Better off catching me on the weekends.
Are we still gonna change that heater tomorrow?
I have to vote first.

Yup... water heater tomorrow night.

Not nearly as much fun as boomsticks.

 

[HandK]

I got a whole outfit ready!!!

Very impressive. Mine is a tinfoil thong and a cowboy hat!

I'm gonna drop the candle from the outfit!!! did you know tin foil burns???

 

[FordMan08]

I have a hole in my shorts, so im sitting on the side of the bed and pull the prank on my wife saying "hey look, I must have sat in gum" She didnt think it was funny. Im back in the living room watching tv.

 

[MarkM]

My tin foil hat is shaped like a super silver bada$$ sharkfin of stealth. I made it today after I my gf told me the government was listening to my thoughts.

 

[Bigum1969]

The census guy came by my house today.

Talk about needing a tinfoil hat.

 

[HandK]

I have a hole in my shorts, so im sitting on the side of the bed and pull the prank on my wife saying "hey look, I must have sat in gum" She didnt think it was funny. Im back in the living room watching tv.

You should try a dirty Sanchez that will test her love for you to the max!!!

 

[HandK]

My tin foil hat is shaped like a super silver bada$$ sharkfin of stealth. I made it today after I my gf told me the government was listening to my thoughts.

When a hat just won't do!!!

 

[MarkM]

That's awsome big would never find me. GENIUS!

 

[BloodEclipse]

That name is gonna stick like glue.
They still won't quit calling H&K Hand K.......

My spell check wants to rename handk to handcar.

WTF is a handcar?

Wait I found it.

 

[FordMan08]

You should try a dirty Sanchez that will test her love for you to the max!!!

ummm, no.

 

[BloodEclipse]

I got my wife a LCP!!




Now she cant complain that I bought another AK.

You earned this patch.

 

[evansvillethompsongunner]

You should try a dirty Sanchez that will test her love for you to the max!!!

Uh....

I don't even.

 

[jclark]

You should try a dirty Sanchez that will test her love for you to the max!!!

Or a Cleveland steamer?

 

[BloodEclipse]

The census guy came by my house today.

Talk about needing a tinfoil hat.

And?

 

[HandK]

My spell check wants to rename handk to handcar.

WTF is a handcar?

Wait I found it.

One of the funniest thing about my spell checker is when I type in "Obamatard" it wants to change it to "Bastard" do you suppose it knows!!!

 

[Bigum1969]

And?

I told him about the 21 kids that lived with me. I told him my name was jclark.

 

[BloodEclipse]

One of the funniest thing about my spell checker is when I type in "Obamatard" it wants to change it to "Bastard" do you suppose it knows!!!

It must be a spellchecker created by Halliburton.