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[libertybear]

sleepy off to bed

 

[evansvillethompsongunner]

I had a good time at the bars tonight. It's been a while since I went to 2 bars and didn't come home trashed.

I need all the brain cells I can get, myself.

Also, no point wasting gas drinking by myself at a bar.

Besides, I'd rather not risk getting mauled by some dude for leering at his lady friend - which I probably would be guilty of, I won't lie.

I'd rather stay in, have one Disaronno, and watch some Breaking Bad.

Wal-Mart had the second season and my days on the high seas are over, so I went for it. Now I just need seasons 1 & 3. And 4, when/if it drops. But I think there will be at least season four, if not season five.

I just hope they'll know when to end it... not too soon and not too late.

They killed the Simpsons. The Simpsons is an AWESOME show - up until season 11. And then it becomes trash.

I hope they don't do this with this show.

Roswell they ended too soon.

Friends they ended too late.

Seinfeld should never have been a show.

Same with that one piece of filth with Ted Danson in it.

And the same for that one with Charlie Sheen and the kid and the other guy.

Same for Will & Grace...

I pretty much just avoid all sitcoms.

I ramble a lot.

Went down to the river tonight with a friend and my brothers.

Lightning strikes looked cool, and the rain was only intermittent. Fun times.

 

[lawrra]

I need all the brain cells I can get, myself.

Also, no point wasting gas drinking by myself at a bar.

Besides, I'd rather not risk getting mauled by some dude for leering at his lady friend - which I probably would be guilty of, I won't lie.

I'd rather stay in, have one Disaronno, and watch some Breaking Bad.

Wal-Mart had the second season and my days on the high seas are over, so I went for it. Now I just need seasons 1 & 3. And 4, when/if it drops. But I think there will be at least season four, if not season five.

I just hope they'll know when to end it... not too soon and not too late.

They killed the Simpsons. The Simpsons is an AWESOME show - up until season 11. And then it becomes trash.

I hope they don't do this with this show.

Roswell they ended too soon.

Friends they ended too late.

Seinfeld should never have been a show.

Same with that one piece of filth with Ted Danson in it.

And the same for that one with Charlie Sheen and the kid and the other guy.

Same for Will & Grace...

I pretty much just avoid all sitcoms.

I ramble a lot.

Went down to the river tonight with a friend and my brothers.

Lightning strikes looked cool, and the rain was only intermittent. Fun times.

YouTube - Ramble On - Led Zeppelin

 

[Benny]

Friends they ended too late.

Seinfeld should never have been a show.

Same with that one piece of filth with Ted Danson in it.

And the same for that one with Charlie Sheen and the kid and the other guy.

Same for Will & Grace...

I pretty much just avoid all sitcoms.

I ramble a lot.

YES to all of this!!!(@ the last sentence)

Canned laughter is a slap in the face to any intelligent individual that doesn't need a cue to laugh at a joke.

 

[evansvillethompsongunner]

YES to all of this!!!(@ the last sentence)

Canned laughter is a slap in the face to any intelligent individual that doesn't need a cue to laugh at a joke.

To quote the master: "Sometimes I go to funerals and film the whole thing... zoom in on the nosehairs of the deceased, zoom in and out, get close-ups of the mourners' faces contorted with agonizing loss, people really reaching out to one another in the face of deep and personal loss, really touching stuff... then I get home, put a laughtrack on it, get really high, open a bag of Cheetos, and sit back and enjoy my masterpiece. You'd think I was Federico Fellini."

 

[evansvillethompsongunner]

HEY, BIGUM - THIS IS WHY I DON'T TAKE MEDICINE - AND WHY I DON'T TRUST PHARMACEUTICAL COMPANIES, FRIEND:

washingtonpost.com

THESE ARE MEDICINES FOR KIDS. NOT ADULTS. KIDS.

DO YOU NOW UNDERSTAND HOW LITTLE THEY CARE? HOW LITTLE THE PRECIOUS LIVES OF YOUR KIDS, AND KIDS ACROSS THIS NATION, ARE TO THEM?

 

[Benny]

GTFO.

 

[Muddy_Ford]

GTFO.

Gotta give him a little credit for brass ones pullling that in here of all places.

 

[evansvillethompsongunner]

True...

HEY, GUYS, WHAT I THOUGHT I'D DO WAS....

Good god, I'm not even a mod and I'm already tired of neg-repping.

God bless the ModSquad - I sure as hell couldn't do this all day every day.

Is this week a full moon week?

I think we've had more trolls this week than the entire six months of me being here... luckily, when I joined, no one noticed mah trollin'!

 

[HandK]

True...

HEY, GUYS, WHAT I THOUGHT I'D DO WAS....

Good god, I'm not even a mod and I'm already tired of neg-repping.

God bless the ModSquad - I sure as hell couldn't do this all day every day.

Is this week a full moon week?

I think we've had more trolls this week than the entire six months of me being here... luckily, when I joined, no one noticed mah trollin'!

It's nothing new!! I like the ones that start a thread to rally all the members to get the mods or Fenway to get them to take toe 50 post rule off for them, We even had them do that when it was only ten posts, too funny!! Noob's whatca gonna do!!!

 

[POC]

It was a full moon last week I believe. The ER was full of crazies.
Tonight, we had two really confused old ladies on "the floor" that couldn't remember anything. That makes for a long 12 hours!
Yes your family knows you're here.
OK
Does my family know where I am?
Yes, your family knows where you are.
Where am I? What is this place?
It's a hospital, you're going to stay here tonight.
Where's my family? Do they know where I am?
Yes, they do.
Why haven't they been here to see me?
They just left five minutes ago.
They did?
Yes.
What kind of place is this?
It's a hospital.
Why am I in the hospital.
Because you're crazy.
Does my family know where I am?

You get the idea.

 

[jjlaughner]

Sorry guys, wasn't trying to ruffle any feathers. Thought the tread was just to mess around on. I didn't realize it was a ban worthy offense.

 

[HandK]

It was a full moon last week I believe. The ER was full of crazies.
Tonight, we had two really confused old ladies on "the floor" that couldn't remember anything. That makes for a long 12 hours!
Yes your family knows you're here.
OK
Does my family know where I am?
Yes, your family knows where you are.
Where am I? What is this place?
It's a hospital, you're going to stay here tonight.
Where's my family? Do they know where I am?
Yes, they do.
Why haven't they been here to see me?
They just left five minutes ago.
They did?
Yes.
What kind of place is this?
It's a hospital.
Why am I in the hospital.
Because you're crazy.
Does my family know where I am?

You get the idea.

Would it be a bad thing if you've had that conversation with your self??

 

[evansvillethompsongunner]

It was a full moon last week I believe. The ER was full of crazies.
Tonight, we had two really confused old ladies on "the floor" that couldn't remember anything. That makes for a long 12 hours!
Yes your family knows you're here.
OK
Does my family know where I am?
Yes, your family knows where you are.
Where am I? What is this place?
It's a hospital, you're going to stay here tonight.
Where's my family? Do they know where I am?
Yes, they do.
Why haven't they been here to see me?
They just left five minutes ago.
They did?
Yes.
What kind of place is this?
It's a hospital.
Why am I in the hospital.
Because you're crazy.
Does my family know where I am?

You get the idea.

I understand; I work in a hospital as well.

Are you a tech, nurse, doctor?

 

[evansvillethompsongunner]

Would it be a bad thing if you've had that conversation with your self??

I do that all the time.
Vancomycin needs batching. Let's go batch it. TPNs need made. What time is it? Man, I wish I could scratch my nose. I should ask a pharmacist before I do this so I don't get it wrong. Is my co-worker hitting on me or just being nice? When is lunch?

 

[HandK]

Sorry guys, wasn't trying to ruffle any feathers. Thought the tread was just to mess around on. I didn't realize it was a ban worthy offense.

Post whoring is frowned upon until after you get your 50 quality posts, you may not have any intentions of heading strait to the classifieds but that is what happens most of the time, So have fun but get your 50 in first and let people on here know that your not here just for the adds, Glad to have you here and don't take it personal, a few people can give the many a bad name, Hope this helps.

 

[evansvillethompsongunner]

Sorry guys, wasn't trying to ruffle any feathers. Thought the tread was just to mess around on. I didn't realize it was a ban worthy offense.

I apologize for jumping the shark if you do intend to stick around.

We've just had a run on the classifieds lately.

and sorry, in that case.

 

[jclark]

Good morning.

 

[HandK]

Good morning.

Morning Jimmy!!

 

[jclark]

I think we have had enough rain.