The official status update thread - I

[Bigum1969]

Afternoon fellas.

Sure is a nice day out there.

 

[HandK]

Hey Big what up!!! and yes it is a very nice day!! 79 up here.

 

[Benny]

Hey Big what up!!! and yes it is a very nice day!! 79 up here.

79 down here as well.

Leonidas and I are about to go for a stroll.

 

[Bigum1969]

79 down here as well.

Leonidas and I are about to go for a stroll.

You should have a nice stroll. I bet he loves his walks!

H&K -- it is nice all over Indiana right now!

 

[lawrra]

80 up here

 

[Benny]

You should have a nice stroll. I bet he loves his walks!

Yes, yes he does...He's getting good at them too; it's been a few weeks since he's tried to lead me and/or barked at an aggressive dog.

80 up here

Dang, you must be boiling.

 

[SavageEagle]

I. Hate. Kidney. Stones.

I want to go enjoy this weather at a park somewhere and instead I'm stuck at home in pain enjoying the last of my pain meds.

 

[Benny]

I. Hate. Kidney. Stones.

I want to go enjoy this weather at a park somewhere and instead I'm stuck at home in pain enjoying the last of my pain meds.

That really sucks bro.

Hopefully it passes sooner rather than later.

***Knocks on wood***

I've never had a kidney stone, but I've heard they aren't pleasant.

 

[lovemachine]

Finally done with work. Had the day off, but been doing friggin yard work. Rented a stump grinder and ground some stumps down to smitherings. Took the roller over the yard to flatten it out. Been outside all day, but for the first time, I opened carry the entire time. I'm tired now.

 

[jclark]

Today friggin' rocked!!!
My cell didn't ring all day. Except for lunch.
I ate at my favorite place....O' Brian's. Prime Rib.
Nobody asked me any stupid questions today.

 

[lovemachine]

Today friggin' rocked!!!
My cell didn't ring all day. Except for lunch.
I ate at my favorite place....O' Brian's. Prime Rib.
Nobody asked me any stupid questions today.

Why didn't your cell ring? Why is O'Brian's your favorite place? What does prime rib taste like? Why was it so freaking nice out today? Why's the sky blue? Why did you pick that Avatar?

 

[RelicHound]

Today friggin' rocked!!!
My cell didn't ring all day. Except for lunch.
I ate at my favorite place....O' Brian's. Prime Rib.
Nobody asked me any stupid questions today.

Is it ok to pee on an electric fence?

 

[lawrra]

Is it ok to pee on an electric fence?

Yeah, once. But I'll bet you never do it again.

 

[evansvillethompsongunner]

Finally done with work. Had the day off, but been doing friggin yard work. Rented a stump grinder and ground some stumps down to smitherings. Took the roller over the yard to flatten it out. Been outside all day, but for the first time, I opened carry the entire time. I'm tired now.

Man, that is WAY too much effort.

Ammonium. Nitrate.
#6 Blasting Cap.

Thirty seconds of effort and then one small fire: problem solved.

 

[evansvillethompsongunner]

Yeah, once. But I'll bet you never do it again.

Why wouldn't he?

Wouldn't complete a circuit, so... I am at a loss as to how this could bring harm to anyone.

 

[lovemachine]

Why wouldn't he?

Wouldn't complete a circuit, so... I am at a loss as to how this could bring harm to anyone.

Mythbusters had an episode that they wanted to see if they peed on an electric railroad if it would shock them. Made a dummy that actually peed. Wasn't a lot of current that flowed thru the urine back to him. They even made a complete circuit where they had him stand on the tracks, even attached wire to his legs to the track.

I still wouldn't do it, but I'll pay someone to touch the wire with their eggroll though.

 

[JohnP82]

Great day at the range! Met some more fellow INGOers. Great time!

 

[SavageEagle]

Is it ok to pee on an electric fence?

It depends on a few things. Is it high or low voltage? Are you drunk or sober? Is it winter or summer?

High volts = deadly
Low volts = tingly zap

Drunk = Why does my thingy feel weird?
Sober = OMGWTF is wrong with my thingy!?!?!?!? OWWWWW!

Winter = A warming sensation (while drunk. While sober, not so much)
Summer = OMG it's HOT out here!!!! (while drunk. While sober, well, you get the point. )

Don't ask me how I know.

(The last two comparisons were assuming drunk)

 

[38special]

2 speeding tickets while on vacation today. Cop would have no part of me explaining the "proof of insurance" is right there on the registration, and gave me a ticket anyway.

I went to the court and took care of it. They were kind enough to only charge me $10 to show them what I showed the cop

 

[jclark]

I took a nap. I was sleepy. Now I'm not.