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[ATF Consumer]

Wait, no...that was the deleted post or thread, thread that I made that was axed.

 

[jclark]

How come I don't have an infraction?
I guess the mods think poop is really cool.
I tell you what's not cool.....The massive roid that I have. It hurts and it's itchy.

 

[HandK]

How come I don't have an infraction?
I guess the mods think poop is really cool.
I tell you what's not cool.....The massive roid that I have. It hurts and it's itchy.

OK well I ban you for making me think of it!!!

 

[jclark]

OK well I ban you for making me think of it!!!

 

[SavageEagle]

I tell you what's not cool.....The massive droid that I have. It hurts and it's itchy.

Wow. A cell phone that hurts and is itchy. I'd send it back...

 

[ATF Consumer]

I tell you what's not cool.....The massive roid that I have. It hurts and it's itchy.

Awww yes...I see you have a case of IBS.
Itchy Butt Syndrome

Man, I'd get a bidet and squirt the crap outta my brown trout maker.

 

[ATF Consumer]

Just finished up an awesome dinner...It's a reward for losing 8 lbs in 2 weeks...it is my cheat meal. Yum, yum!!!

 

[Benny]

Just finished up an awesome dinner...It's a reward for losing 8 lbs in 2 weeks...it is my cheat meal. Yum, yum!!!

Yep, that settles it. I'm having chili dogs for dinner.

 

[jclark]

Just finished up an awesome dinner...It's a reward for losing 8 lbs in 2 weeks...it is my cheat meal. Yum, yum!!!

Loose the Diet Sunkist. That meal deserves a beer.

 

[RelicHound]

I've got a stupid splinter in my finger and it wont come out!

MmmMmm chili dogs looks good! I want!!!

 

[ATF Consumer]

I've got a stupid splinter in my finger and it wont come out!

MmmMmm chili dogs looks good! I want!!!

Have you tried to put a bit of hydrogen peroxide on it?
That usually works on those pesky critters that won't come out with a good knife snag.

 

[jclark]

Have you tried to put a bit of hydrogen peroxide on it?
That usually works on those pesky critters that won't come out with a good knife snag.

Don't tell him that......he'll cut his finger off!!!!






Post 2700!!! Woot!!!

 

[jclark]

Who is in here??? ATF is close to his badge!!!! Someone hit him up!

 

[RelicHound]

Have you tried to put a bit of hydrogen peroxide on it?
That usually works on those pesky critters that won't come out with a good knife snag.

hmm I'll try the peroxide! never knew that would get splinters out

 

[RelicHound]

Don't tell him that......he'll cut his finger off!!!!






Post 2700!!! Woot!!!

NO I WONT...oh crap!

 

[RelicHound]

Who is in here??? ATF is close to his badge!!!! Someone hit him up!

I hit him up but he rejected my advances! hurt my ego a bit...I need a hug

 

[Benny]

Who is in here??? ATF is close to his badge!!!! Someone hit him up!

Got him.

 

[Jerry]

I did, but my rep isn't worth ...

Oh, and chili dogs do sound good....

 

[Benny]

Wow, I said I was having chili dogs tonight, completely forgetting about the 10 lb pork butt that's in the oven that I smoked all last night and tossed in the oven on 170 to finish.

 

[FordMan08]

WOW!!! Clean poop numero two!!!!!! Looked like a litter of Cadbury eggs, one wipers rock!