The official status update thread - I

[RelicHound]

An excerpt from "The Valley of the Hidden Pickle"!

How do you know of the "book"?
You must be silenced! pay no attention to the assassin...err I mean man in the pickle suit!

 

[RelicHound]

i don't understand. i'm looking at the members list and it says there are 9978 members, but the list on the home page says 10,187 what's going on.

I'm sure a MOD will be along momentarily to answer this

The answer is 209.

 

[Benny]

we have five people now with gold badges.

Bigum
HandK
jclark
zook
SE

if all five of them hit me in one night...I too could be a god

Yeah, those damn gold badges get cheaper and cheaper by the minute.



I need to start begging again...Too many people are catching up.

 

[Suprtek]

Think I'll quit posting at 1499

You may be on to something there.

 

[EvilleDoug]

well.......sir, ZOOK. I have gone 24 hours without being repd...how long has it been for you sir

 

[sj kahr k40]

You may be on to something there.

I draw the line at orange crocs

 

[RelicHound]

You may be on to something there.

Its to late for you,my friend..you have been chosen and when the magic pickle chooses a victim..err I mean candidate there is no turning back...the prophecy must be fulfilled!

 

[RelicHound]

I draw the line at orange crocs

Hey, I dont make the rules I just enforce them.

 

[Suprtek]

How do you know of the "book"?
You must be silenced! pay no attention to the assassin...err I mean man in the pickle suit!

If I see pickles and Hoppes mentioned in the same chapter, I'm canceling my membership.

 

[EvilleDoug]

Beeeeennnnnnnnnnnn - ny

uh um, Benny?

 

[EvilleDoug]

ok hos', it's time for pshyc or however it's spelled to come on. gotta go.

there had better be some reps in my box when I return, or I will hunt down addresses and send relic and the pickle after you....he enjoys his work

 

[RelicHound]

If I see pickles and Hoppes mentioned in the same chapter, I'm canceling my membership.

Like I said...there is no backing out! your fate has been sealed. your progression within the branches of The order of the Pickle is inevitable.

 

[MrsGungho]

ok hos', it's time for pshyc or however it's spelled to come on. gotta go.

there had better be some reps in my box when I return, or I will hunt down addresses and send relic and the pickle after you....he enjoys his work

can't badger me into passing out rep! I already gave it to you.

 

[RelicHound]

ok hos', it's time for pshyc or however it's spelled to come on. gotta go.

there had better be some reps in my box when I return, or I will hunt down addresses and send relic and the pickle after you....he enjoys his work

Its not that I enjoy it...it is just that I know what must be done for the good of the organization. I have been trained to have no emotions when completing my missions for the good of the pickle. As they say "Its just business"

 

[MarkM]

Can I be in the Order of the Pickle.

 

[Suprtek]

Like I said...there is no backing out! your fate has been sealed. your progression within the branches of The order of the Pickle is inevitable.

All I can say is...bring plenty of ammo my friend.


I'm going to bed now. That is all

 

[RelicHound]

Can I be in the Order of the Pickle.

Yes..all PWs are welcome in the OTP...but of course we will need to make sure you can handle it so we will need to evaluate you a bit. I will say you are on the rite track and I would assume you will be a member very soon.

 

[RelicHound]

All I can say is...bring plenty of ammo my friend.


I'm going to bed now. That is all

I laugh because of your ignorance! The Pickle needs no ammo! nor does the Pickle need a gun. If the Pickle wants you...the Pickle WILL get you.
sleep well, my friend....sleep well.

 

[Suprtek]

GOTCHA!!! Gnite

Nope...poached by the great pickle! I tried.

 

[HandK]

is there any one here tonight i didn't rep last night...