The Official Status Update Thead: Part 99 - Fight Club

[Crbn79]

If you had a .308 battle rifle, they would have taken you serious.

That's why I need it! I was planning to use that argument with my wife once she discovers me cleaning a new rifle this evening.

 

[Trigger Time]

Hey Sam!

 

[SEIndSAM]

That's why I need it! I was planning to use that argument with my wife once she discovers me cleaning a new rifle this evening.

Did you find one???

 

[KJQ6945]

Morning sam, happy Friday!

 

[Crbn79]

Lol, those must be the inner city jw's

when my wife answers the door she's BRUTAL!!! She can make them cry. I've seen it

LOL.

Last time some security system sales ppl came knocking on my door I answered it like I'm used to. Had my handgun against the back of the door. They were nervous as can be, wrapped up quick and left fast. Then I remembered I have a full view glass door...

 

[KJQ6945]

LOL.

Last time some security system sales ppl came knocking on my door I answered it like I'm used to. Had my handgun against the back of the door. They were nervous as can be, wrapped up quick and left fast. Then I remembered I have a full view glass door...

Subtle, very subtle.

 

[Trigger Time]

LOL.

Last time some security system sales ppl came knocking on my door I answered it like I'm used to. Had my handgun against the back of the door. They were nervous as can be, wrapped up quick and left fast. Then I remembered I have a full view glass door...

priceless!!!

 

[Trigger Time]

That's why I need it! I was planning to use that argument with my wife once she discovers me cleaning a new rifle this evening.

Your doing it wrong. I make my wife and kids clean my guns after the eat their bowls if rice! This is my castle

 

[Trigger Time]

Kilt it with my sick joke

 

[KJQ6945]

Your doing it wrong. I make my wife and kids clean my guns after the eat their bowls if rice! This is my castle

Im doing it wrong. After I buy a new gun, we have to share a bowl of rice.

 

[SEIndSAM]

Kilt it with my sick joke

Naw, I was out in the Big Scary reading. Wanted to see if I missed anything interesting overnight????

 

[SkullDaddy.45]

I did! I rubbed my unit all over your gun

LOL.

Last time some security system sales ppl came knocking on my door I answered it like I'm used to. Had my handgun against the back of the door. They were nervous as can be, wrapped up quick and left fast. Then I remembered I have a full view glass door...

I always answer the door with my piece in my hands! That's so the Jehovah Witnesses know I mean business!!

 

[Trigger Time]

Naw, I was out in the Big Scary reading. Wanted to see if I missed anything interesting overnight????

Poles and midgets

 

[Trigger Time]

I always answer the door with my piece in my hands! That's so the Jehovah Witnesses know I mean business!!

as long as it doesn't discharge while they're in front of you then you just fine.

 

[Crbn79]

Im doing it wrong. After I buy a new gun, we have to share a bowl of rice.

Where do you get free rice? That's what I need after I buy guns.

 

[Birds Away]

...as long as they don't say "yes sir, it is a bit chilly this morning."

 

[SkullDaddy.45]

Poles and midgets

What is, things you find in Poland!

 

[Crbn79]

I always answer the door with my piece in my hands! That's so the Jehovah Witnesses know I mean business!!

as long as it doesn't discharge while they're in front of you then you just fine.

A discharge gets you all in a sticky situation.

 

[jagee]

Either retire right now or actually do your job until your actual retirement date in August! Ugh!

 

[SkullDaddy.45]

Sausage fest in here this morning!! Where's the wenches??