The Official Status Update Thead: Part 99 - Fight Club

[db1959]

USA

 

[db1959]

they reach for a hug, I put my hand up and tell them no and why and they grab me anyway... I am like ewwww

Reaffirms my assessment

 

[SkullDaddy.45]

That is what I was going to say. You beat me to it. Thanks for having my back

I figured you were eye balling that statement!! Not bad texting for a one eyed Fat man!!

 

[Sylvain]

Well, I'd rather be "ON" the US soccer team then "IN" the US soccer team!!

They have a women's soccer team.

 

[MrsGungho]

They have a women's soccer team.

I sure hope so

 

[actaeon277]

You have inner sunshine my Friend, I've seen it shoot out your ass!!!!

Ewwwww

why is it, when you are outside working, sweat pouring from places I have never had sweat pour from before, everyone you know swings by and wants to say hi and give a hug

Maybe...... I don't know. I got nothing.

 

[actaeon277]

105 degrees.

Rethinking my job decision for the 22nd year.

Must be the humidity though. I'd have swore it was 120.

 

[MrsGungho]

105 degrees.

Rethinking my job decision for the 22nd year.

Must be the humidity though. I'd have swore it was 120.

exactly

it was 79 out when I was sweating so bad, humidity was so high it felt like 91

yes I know, tame compared to you

 

[actaeon277]

I tried watching soccer once, I would rather pass another kidney stone!!

I would not even say that jokingly.

 

[SkullDaddy.45]

They have a women's soccer team.

So does Russia!! If I was on a deserted island with Sylvain and some of the Russian women soccer players, I'd be wearing Sylvain out!!!! , , just saying, , cause their women are not attractive, , and Sylvain is, , just saying!!!!

 

[MrsGungho]

So does Russia!! If I was on a deserted island with Sylvain and the some of the Russian women soccer players, I'd be wearing Sylvain out!!!! , , just saying, , cause their women are not attractive, , and Sylvain is, , just saying!!!!

 

[SkullDaddy.45]

I would not even say that jokingly.

I've had a 9mm kidney stone stuck in my side for 8 months, then I finally passed it!! Better then watching soccer!!!

 

[SkullDaddy.45]

Someone should of stopped me!!!! , , just saying!!!

 

[actaeon277]

exactly

it was 79 out when I was sweating so bad, humidity was so high it felt like 91

yes I know, tame compared to you

Its relative.
If I wasn't here a few years, I'd adjust my thinking of hot.

I do think its funny when friends tell me their ac went out in their car.
My car ac gets used once or twice a year. Like if I have somewhere SPECIAL to go.

Last ladle of steel to come up, 14 minutes ago, 2,903 degrees. And presently 583,400 pounds.

 

[db1959]

So does Russia!! If I was on a deserted island with Sylvain and some of the Russian women soccer players, I'd be wearing Sylvain out!!!! , , just saying, , cause their women are not attractive, , and Sylvain is, , just saying!!!!

But youre a one eyed fat man. nit sure we can trust your judgment on that oen

 

[actaeon277]

So does Russia!! If I was on a deserted island with Sylvain and some of the Russian women soccer players, I'd be wearing Sylvain out!!!! , , just saying, , cause their women are not attractive, , and Sylvain is, , just saying!!!!

Why do russian women wear red bikinis at the beach?
So you can tell the difference between them and the wooly mamoths.

 

[SkullDaddy.45]

But youre a one eyed fat man. nit sure we can trust your judgment on that oen

Good point!! Guess that explains the crazy looks when I try to flirt with the mannequins at JC Penny's!! They look so real!!!

 

[db1959]

I googled "woolly mammoth in red bikini" and came up empty

 

[db1959]

Good point!! Guess that explains the crazy looks when I try to flirt with the mannequins at JC Penny's!! They look so real!!!

I get those too. I'm the reason our Walmart doesn't have mannequins

 

[Sylvain]

So does Russia!! If I was on a deserted island with Sylvain and some of the Russian women soccer players, I'd be wearing Sylvain out!!!! , , just saying, , cause their women are not attractive, , and Sylvain is, , just saying!!!!

I am not, I think any woman would be more attractive.