The Official Status Update Thead: Part 99 - Fight Club

[RedneckReject]

Ok I'm off. My other half says it's bed time. He's wrong. It was bedtime an hour ago

 

[Snapdragon]

Sounds like my sister's husband. Sad. Funny thing with him leaving her somewhere though: they were at the bar and when they decided to leave she was taking to long to say goodbye to her friends. So he left her. She started walking home but called her son to come pick her up. So halfway home her two teenage sons stop on the side of the road and pick her up. They didn't even pull away before they were pulled over by IMPD. Apparently since she was dressed for a night out at the bar the officer thought they were picking up a hooker

"But officer, these are my sons"

"Yeah, right, lady "

 

[RedneckReject]

"But officer, these are my sons"

"Yeah, right, lady "

Yep. They all had to show ID to prove it

 

[Snapdragon]

Nite RnR.

 

[Birds Away]

Have a good one, RnR.

 

[Snapdragon]

 

[Birds Away]

Was off looking at shiny stuff I can't afford.

 

[Snapdragon]

Yeah, I know that one. I just bought boolitz that I can't afford, but gotta feed the shiny stuff I already have.

 

[Birds Away]

Yeah, I know that one. I just bought boolitz that I can't afford, but gotta feed the shiny stuff I already have.

Cool, I am looking forward to you shooting a couple of my bottom feeders. Very interested in what you think of them.

 

[Snapdragon]

Cool, I am looking forward to you shooting a couple of my bottom feeders. Very interested in what you think of them.

Always fun shooting something besides what I've got. I want some sort of long gun one day, but something that doesn't hurt my shoulder. I had to get rid of my 20 ga. because it aggravated previous injuries.

 

[Birds Away]

Shotgun or rifle? I need to have my third boob removed again so I can handle a long gun again.

 

[Birds Away]

Guess I had better get cleaned up for my breakfast date. Be back in a few.

 

[Snapdragon]

LOL I don't think I can handle a shotgun. A few weeks ago I shot my new 20 ga about six times at Winamac, and I didn't sleep all night becuase my damn shoulder hurt so bad. It's already gone to a better place.

I need something with little or no recoil. Or I need to learn to shoot left-handed. My inner 13-year-old girl wants one of these.
Savage Arms Axis XP 223 Rem Rifle Muddy Girl 20 In 4 Round

 

[Birds Away]

That a cool rifle. Go for it.

 

[MrsGungho]

my husband and I are going to have a nice long discussion today about sleep. when asleep, it means the eyes are closed and it is usually done in a prone position. When one is in a bed all snuggled under covers at 2 in the ****ing morning, it means one is asleep. One does not want to be woken up when it is 2 in the morning. It makes one a very grumpy, grouchy *****.



and thank you for letting me get that off my chest


morning everyone

 

[Snapdragon]

But my outer 50+ girl is saying "resale value, resale value... that thing will be harder to sell if you need to...".

 

[Snapdragon]

Morning Mrs. G. Boys are silly sometimes.

 

[MrsGungho]

been seeing more and more of the pink camo in long guns

very cute, but I agree, resell may be a huge deal

 

[Snapdragon]

Have a good day, Birds, if you're already gone. (or if you're not already gone. LOL)

 

[Birds Away]

All squeeky clean now. Resale value? Simple fix, just keep it.