The Funny Picture/Video Thread, 15th Edition: Be more like Coleman.

[Ballstater98]

 

[Ballstater98]

 

[Ballstater98]

 

[nonobaddog]

My wife would have pointed it out to me if I didn't. She almost gets frustrated when I don't pay attention and see something she sees. "Did ya see x,y,z!?"

Right.
She is a cheerleader, you are supposed to look.

 

[Ingomike]

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But wait, there is more, they lick excess s*** off their own butts, eat the s*** of about anything, squirrels, raccoons, opossums, geese, chickens, you name it. People die or are maimed every year from conditions caused by “kissing” pets…

 

[Talkinghalls]

 

[TheGrumpyGuy]

 

[ancjr]

 

[rhamersley]

 

[teufelmacht]

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Ex wife, is that you?

 

[rhamersley]

'Well, Crap,' Says Fatted Calf After Seeing Father Forgive Prodigal Son

JUDEA — A local fatted calf was struck with a sudden overwhelming feeling of dread today after seeing his owner's lost younger son unexpectedly return from living abroad.

babylonbee.com

 

[rhamersley]

Behavioral Scientists Now Believe Feminists Are Always Angry Because They Don't Have A Man To Tell Them To Calm Down

OXFORD — Eminent behavioral scientists at the University of Oxford have recently unveiled a new feminist theory of human emotions. Specifically, the theory holds that feminists are always angry because they don't have a man to tell them to calm down when they get angry.

babylonbee.com

Behavioral therapists have already begun to implement the theory's insights by prescribing one ordinary man who can say the magic words "Why don't you just calm down, honey? You need to calm down" to any rage-filled feminists they encounter. The treatment's success rate is unconfirmed as yet, but initial reports place it as high as 4%.

 

[rhamersley]

 

[BeDome]

 

[Minnesota Hoosier]

 

[HoughMade]

You can always count on Grandma to tell it like it is.

 

[foszoe]

 

[BeDome]

Jokes on you
I've been carrying since the 1990s.

I carried a Dirty Harry, 6" Model 29, in my truck since '81, when I was first able to afford one after all the other Pro Audio music stuff I bought to build my business.

Before that, since around '78, it was a Colt Det Spec. 38. Felt pretty safe then.
Prior to that even, I went across the country for over two years completely naked.

I've only owned one 9mm and never carried it, except to a shooting area.

 

[ancjr]

I started out in style with a West German P226.

 

[Ballstater98]