The Funny Picture/Video Thread, 14th Edition: Ketchup Farts, Dog Sneezes and Misspelled Tattoos

[pmbiker]

We have borders?

I see what you did there....well played

 

[BugI02]

Why would anybody want to speak anything other than English anyhow?

They said
I should learn to speak a little bit of English
Maybe practice birth control
Keep away from controversial politics
So to save my third world soul

You should speak a little bit of English
Don't be scared of a suit and tie
Learn to walk in the dreams of the foreigner
I am a third world child

Johnny Clegg, Third World Child

 

[matbmorr]

Ah man! Well they say imitation is the most sincere form of flattery

I'll take it as a compliment

 

[Kirk Freeman]

 

[Kirk Freeman]

Younger Kirk seen exiting the accursed A2 grip factory dual-wielding Orcas.

 

[Kirk Freeman]

I've been told Matt Dillon (but I think his head is too boxy and not Charlie Brown round enough). Anyone else have a clone?

 

[indyblue]

I've been told Matt Dillon (but I think his head is too boxy and not Charlie Brown round enough). Anyone else have a clone?

My friends used to think I looked like John Stamos


________Stamos__________________________Me in my 20's

 

[nonobaddog]

Many years ago my friends used to tell me I had a double in La Crosse, WI.


(Of course many years ago any time they were in La Crosse they were drunk.)

 

[Nazgul]

I worked on the road repairing forklifts in the town I grew up in for a few years. Several places I went in to looked at me weird and said "You already delivered/picked up today?". Evidently there was a Fedex driver that really looked like me. Never got to meet him.

Don

 

[MCgrease08]

 

[MCgrease08]

 

[MCgrease08]

 

[foszoe]

 

[DeadeyeChrista'sdad]

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Life is good.

 

[Wolfhound]

 

[04FXSTS]

Several years ago I stopped at the Casey's in Arcadia for a snack after an IDPA match at ACC. Walked in and two older guys started talking to me like they knew me forever. Then one of them figured it out and said "You are not Tom." He even asked if he could take a picture of me because we looked just alike. Jim.

 

[2A_Tom]

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And you would get permabanned if you told the second part of that joke.

 

[Wolfhound]

And you would get permabanned if you told the second part of that joke.

No danger there. I have no idea what the second part would be.

 

[Hkindiana]

I was on a train in Belgium, and as it pulled from the station I saw my body double sitting on a bench ready a newspaper. It was a weird feeling

 

[MRockwell]