The Funny Pic Thread, Pt. 9

[actaeon277]

 

[Bigtanker]

 

[schmart]

That's because many men are red-green color blind. You never hear anybody say they are brown-tan color blind!

 

[Dead Duck]

That's because many men are red-green color blind. You never hear anybody say they are brown-tan color blind!

That explains why they can't see when their wife's mad.

 

[jamil]

And yet... no "rep".
I am hurt to the core.

So here's what it's like to be me. I take a dump and use up the last of the roll. And I think to myself, better get another roll or I'll be stuck next time (or **** the wife off). So within the few steps from the toilet to the sink, I completely forget to put another roll on. Same thing here. By the time I clicked "Post..." the thought was gone.

 

[daddyusmaximus]

 

[jamil]

Yep. Back in the days before I quit smoking, sometimes if I was out of Marlboro's I'd bum one from those menthol kooks. And having used peppermint soap, yeah. Can confirm.

 

[Ballstater98]

That's because many men are red-green color blind. You never hear anybody say they are brown-tan color blind!

My wife rolled her eyes. Rep inbound.

 

[daddyusmaximus]

SJW crap predicted by Monty Python decades ago...


[video=youtube;sFBOQzSk14c]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sFBOQzSk14c[/video]

 

[daddyusmaximus]

 

[Dead Duck]

****!
I totally forgot the toilet paper!!!!!

 

[actaeon277]

So here's what it's like to be me. I take a dump and use up the last of the roll. And I think to myself, better get another roll or I'll be stuck next time (or **** the wife off). So within the few steps from the toilet to the sink, I completely forget to put another roll on. Same thing here. By the time I clicked "Post..." the thought was gone.

I keep a drawer near the toilet filled.
Always running out of tp as a kid, has made me paranoid about it.

 

[actaeon277]

So here's what it's like to be me. I take a dump and use up the last of the roll. And I think to myself, better get another roll or I'll be stuck next time (or **** the wife off). So within the few steps from the toilet to the sink, I completely forget to put another roll on. Same thing here. By the time I clicked "Post..." the thought was gone.

and, I was joking about "hurt to the core"

 

[Mr Evilwrench]

I call it "French toast weather", the first things bought up are bread, milk, and eggs.

 

[Dr.Midnight]

 

[Ballstater98]

 

[daddyusmaximus]

 

[daddyusmaximus]

 

[Dr.Midnight]

 

[Kirk Freeman]