The Funny Pic Thread, Pt. 8

[ghuns]

But zhat iz not meh dog.

[video=youtube;SXn2QVipK2o]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SXn2QVipK2o[/video]

 

[Kirk Freeman]

So, you find yourself a sheepdog out teaching fellow sheepdogs in some exotic land and all you have is your Glock 19 and a Canookian C8.

Your plan? To attack single-handedly of course.

He who dares wins.

 

[Hoosierdood]

I don't know if this is nsfw, but omg read the comments!

https://www.facebook.com/virginiaco...1094967086084/982490161946561/?type=3&theater

I was laughing out loud!

Favorite comment:
Me: Found her!
Her: No you didn't.
Me: Found her!
Her: No you didn't.
Me: Found her!
Her: No you didn't.
Me: Found her!
Her: No you didn't.
Me: I give up.

 

[patience0830]

I don't know if this is nsfw, but omg read the comments!

https://www.facebook.com/virginiaco...1094967086084/982490161946561/?type=3&theater

I don't Facebook. If youcan't cut and paste 'em or give me the Cliff's notes I'm just gonna have to miss out on the Virginia DOC.

 

[2A_Tom]

I have a Facebook account. I have never given any info, have no friends (that's a given) and never use it except to post on sites that require it and occasionally look at something that someone posts here.

 

[HoughMade]

I don't Facebook. If youcan't cut and paste 'em or give me the Cliff's notes I'm just gonna have to miss out on the Virginia DOC.

https://www.reddit.com/r/facebookwins/comments/agyrn0/virginia_dept_of_corrections_uses_facebook_to/

 

[shootersix]

I don't Facebook. If youcan't cut and paste 'em or give me the Cliff's notes I'm just gonna have to miss out on the Virginia DOC.

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with a name like cletorious...you can imagine all the comments...go ahead, sign up for facebook, you'll thank me!

 

[jamil]

You guys had it easy ...

That wasn't a gofundme. Never got payed for one bail. ***damn 1918 bailer spit out random sizes. ****ing *******s.

 

[Thor]

That wasn't a gofundme. Never got payed for one bail. ***damn 1918 bailer spit out random sizes. ****ing *******s.

1918...what do you expect from an Art Deco bailer? At least you weren't out there playing the grim reaper and gathering by hand...

 

[ghuns]

... ***damn 1918 bailer spit out random sizes. ****ing *******s.

I was 5 foot nuthin and 100 pounds in most of my baling days. Slinging 40-70 pound bales was rough. Pulled one off the chute one day and almost fell off the wagon. An older neighbor kid was helping that day. He laughed, called me pu$$ie, and grabbed the bale, he barely moved it. Then I noticed the smell and the wet spot on the wagon. We cut it open and found a very recently dead deer inside the bale. Still had spots, probably only a 50 pounder, probably had 20 pounds smushed out by the baler, but still enough to make a damn heavy bale. Must have crawled into the windrow and died.

 

[Dead Duck]

I was 5 foot nuthin and 100 pounds in most of my baling days. Slinging 40-70 pound bales was rough. Pulled one off the chute one day and almost fell off the wagon. An older neighbor kid was helping that day. He laughed, called me pu$$ie, and grabbed the bale, he barely moved it. Then I noticed the smell and the wet spot on the wagon. We cut it open and found a very recently dead deer inside the bale. Still had spots, probably only a 50 pounder, probably had 20 pounds smushed out by the baler, but still enough to make a damn heavy bale. Must have crawled into the windrow and died.

Did you tag it and throw it in the freezer?

 

[ghuns]

Did you tag it and throw it in the freezer?

It would have just about fit in a ziplock bag after the baler was done with it.

 

[jndturner]

I was 5 foot nuthin and 100 pounds in most of my baling days. Slinging 40-70 pound bales was rough. Pulled one off the chute one day and almost fell off the wagon. An older neighbor kid was helping that day. He laughed, called me pu$$ie, and grabbed the bale, he barely moved it. Then I noticed the smell and the wet spot on the wagon. We cut it open and found a very recently dead deer inside the bale. Still had spots, probably only a 50 pounder, probably had 20 pounds smushed out by the baler, but still enough to make a damn heavy bale. Must have crawled into the windrow and died.

When I was in grad school in Arkansas we were square baling a Bermudagrass field. As we were stocking the bales we found two bales with cooperheads sticking out and alive. We had handled those bales how many times and none of us got bit. We didn’t have a kicker or anything nice just a very basic anew Holland baler that spit out anything from 2’ to 8’ long bales. I cringe thinking about those days.

 

[PapaScout]

Bailing hay and detasseling paid for part of my college. No great stories here, but these posts bring back great memories of sweaty work, chaff-filled gloves (and nose), and being fed by the farm Misses.

 

[2A_Tom]

 

[Alamo]

Quick quote to keep the hall monitors mollified.

I had a friend who knew nothing about hay help me restack some hay in my shed. I had a big stack of Coastal Hay that needed straightening up and a smaller pile of alfalfa. I pointed to the alfalfa and told him to restack it higher so it had a smaller footprint, and then I started tossing Coastal bales up higher on other stack. He grabbed the first bale and yanked on it like he saw me do with the coastal, and went "NNNnnnnnnngGGGAH!?" "How do you do that?! This stuff weighs a ton!" Then "Why is this hay so much greener? and it smells funny?"

 

[protias]

Quick quote to keep the hall monitors mollified.

I had a friend who knew nothing about hay help me restack some hay in my shed. I had a big stack of Coastal Hay that needed straightening up and a smaller pile of alfalfa. I pointed to the alfalfa and told him to restack it higher so it had a smaller footprint, and then I started tossing Coastal bales up higher on other stack. He grabbed the first bale and yanked on it like he saw me do with the coastal, and went "NNNnnnnnnngGGGAH!?" "How do you do that?! This stuff weighs a ton!" Then "Why is this hay so much greener? and it smells funny?"

Greener and smells funny eh? I know where this story is going...

 

[actaeon277]

 

[actaeon277]

 

[jamil]

SILENCE! I KEEL you!