The Funny Pic Thread, Pt. 8

[2A_Tom]

 

[printcraft]

take the "v" off of .gifv to make it .gif and it usually will work.

 

[Bigtanker]

 

[LockStocksAndBarrel]

Sssssaaaaaaaaallllllmaaaaaaa!

 

[Spear Dane]

I watched Desperado earlier today. Good movie and PRIME Salma imagery.

 

[Spear Dane]

 

[jamil]

Well that was disappointing.

 

[printcraft]

Well that was disappointing.

 

[ArcadiaGP]

 

[MadBomber]

 

[MadBomber]

Stop fetishizing guns!

 

[Jerchap2]

 

[LockStocksAndBarrel]

I mowed the lawn today, and after doing so I sat down and had a cold beer.

The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep thinking.
My wife walked by and asked me what I was doing, and I said, "Nothing."

The reason I said "nothing" instead of saying "just thinking" is because she then would have asked, "About what?"

At that point I would have had to explain that men are deep thinkers about various topics, which would lead to other questions.

Finally I pondered an age old question: Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the nuts?

Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the nuts, but how could they know?
Well, after another beer, and some more heavy deductive thinking, I have come up with an answer to that question.

Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a baby, and even though I obviously couldn't really know, here is the reason for my conclusion:
A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, "It might be nice to have another child."
But you never hear a guy say, "You know, I think I would like another kick in the nuts."
I rest my case.

Time for another beer. Then maybe a nap.

 

[printcraft]

 

[printcraft]

 

[Jerchap2]

 

[printcraft]

 

[Jerchap2]

 

[Kirk Freeman]

 

[Jerchap2]