How is "East East" sexual? Let alone a crime? Not tracking.
It's the intro to Law and Order SVU. At the end of the reading of the paragraph in the intro there is a sound played. This man's name, Dong Dong, is an onomatopoeia for that sound.
This is cute, but don't make the mistake of sending it to others on your phone. I sent it to my wife and son in law and was quickly informed that the hosting site is not family safe.