I think I've typed this before but it bears repeating.
About the same time this rumor came out, it was followed by the rumor: "It was discovered that Darth's new wife suffered a malfunction shortly after the wedding and was only able to go up. Apparently this phenomenon extends beyond the natural world and happens to machinery also."
Ha! No, not usually. Sorry. Yours just reminded me that I saw the scrolling version over the weekend.
My favorite is the "fake" version of the first few minutes of Episode VII. Shows the intro, and couple of clips from the official trailer, and then Jar Jar. Everyone starts booing...
This is hilarious! I know that it is old, but I had not seen it before. And I think it is appropriate timing with the new Star Wars movie that was just released.