The Funny Pic Thread Part 13 - Clowns to the Left of me, jokers to the right, Welcome to DC!

[foszoe]

 

[HoughMade]

One of the simple joys I have left in life is the look of either disgust or respect I get when I order my steak as rare as they can get it out to me.

I have a rule- at good steak restaurants, always rare. At anything Applebees level or below-medium to medium rare. Anyhoo, whenever I order rare, I always get some polite version of the question "you sure?"

Yes. I am sure.

 

[Ballstater98]

 

[Ballstater98]

 

[actaeon277]

 

[matbmorr]

Partnered with a guy on a herd of Shorthorn cattle. Whenever we ate steak all he said to me was, "brand it, just brand it". I'm not kidding, a hot grill, slap a steak on it, get lines on it and he wanted it on his plate.

That's pretty much me. We went to a place down in Nashville for one of my birthdays a few years ago, and the "gimmick" on the menu was an option to walk up to the open kitchen and pick your steak from 2 sheet pans: One bone-in, one boneless. After picking an entirely too large bone-in, dry-aged ribeye, I thought I could see a happy tear in the chef's eye as I said, "Just brown each side, little salt and pepper."

I have a rule- are good steak restaurants, always rare. At anything Applebees level or below-medium to medium rare. Anyhoo, whenever I order rare, I always get some polite version of the question "you sure?"

Yes. I am sure.

I always feel like Ron Swanson when that happens:

 

[DragonGunner]

 

[JCSR]

 

[Hoosierdood]

 

[HoughMade]

View attachment 217016

"Well, yeah, but I'm sorry, I can't tell you what they are......wait.....what are we talking about?"

 

[patience0830]

But why is the photo reversed? This causes my inner OCD child some anxiety.

Backward facing camera pics work like a mirror, do they not? I only learned this about a month ago as I do not often take selfies.

 

[patience0830]

There is a stump with prop blades in it just like this in Brookville Lake

Yours?

 

[Alamo]

Backward facing camera pics work like a mirror, do they not? I only learned this about a month ago as I do not often take selfies.

Not mine. (iPhone). I just took a picture with it using the “rear facing camera, and while the viewfinder display was reversed, the resulting photo comes out the correct way, so that text is read left to right.

My inner OCD child is still disgruntled.

 

[Alamo]

 

[Trebor657]

 

[MRockwell]

 

[MRockwell]

 

[MRockwell]

 

[MRockwell]

 

[MRockwell]