That moment when you said "Geez, I'm old"

[Fletch]

Where are my damned keys?

 

[Crbn79]

We have a pillow top with the 2" foam over the top. Just enough.

I know what you mean! Our old bed had 2 of the 2" foam toppers just to make it comfortable. On a side note, turns out my box spring was broken making the mattress sag on both sides, add a piece of 3/16th OSB and it's good to go now. Wife just complains about the splinters at night. lol

 

[JetGirl]

Where are my damned keys?

Have you tried looking in your hand?

 

[Crbn79]

Have you tried looking in your hand?

I've done that lol!

 

[churchmouse]

I've done that lol!

Glasses too

 

[marv]

You know you're old when your kids get the senior discount.

 

[indiucky]

The halfway point between 49 and 50...Six months to the day I got a pre printed AARP card in the mail and I went a little crazy...My wife is six years younger than I and kept going, "What's the big deal?" and kind of laughing about it....In August I will turn 50 and I have never dreaded a birthday like this one coming up....

 

[findingZzero]

The halfway point between 49 and 50...Six months to the day I got a pre printed AARP card in the mail and I went a little crazy...My wife is six years younger than I and kept going, "What's the big deal?" and kind of laughing about it....In August I will turn 50 and I have never dreaded a birthday like this one coming up....

I've been riding shotgun for you fer years. Ask away........I've been riding shotgun for you fer years. Ask away........ Did I just say that?

 

[JeremiahJohnson]

The spare key ring is big enough kill an elk.
My spare tool kit in the truck is almost as big as the tool box in the garage.
Anyone under 35 is a "kid".
Glasses on my head, keys in my hand, hunting around for something but can't remember what.
Batteries - kept in the freezer - enough to start a new Interstate franchise.
The wife swears I never told her but I know Damn well I did.
Beer runs through so fast I swear I shouldn't even zip up.
I was the fastest runner in my school - they didn't call it track back then.
CRS has taken over,
And the wife swears I never told her but I know Damn well I did!

 

[JeremiahJohnson]

I've been riding shotgun for you fer years. Ask away........I've been riding shotgun for you fer years. Ask away........ Did I just say that?

Deja Vu - nothing to worry about - I have 'em all the time.

 

[schafe]

......When that 15 year old young lady behind the counter at McDonalds looked me square in the eyes, and asked "Will that be a senior citizen coffee, sir?".....

 

[Leadeye]

......When that 15 year old young lady behind the counter at McDonalds looked me square in the eyes, and asked "Will that be a senior citizen coffee, sir?".....

With early white hair that's one of the benefits I've enjoyed for many years.

 

[chezuki]

When Hoosierdoc's son got $4.00 from the tooth fairy...I used to get a quarter.

Yeah, but were either of your parents doctors?

I got a quarter as well, unless the dentist had to get involved, then it was $1!!

 

[sepe]

Yeah, but were either of your parents doctors?

I got a quarter as well, unless the dentist had to get involved, then it was $1!!

I always got a lecture about how I was always losing things.

 

[Frosty]

Weren't we suppose to be doing something here

 

[churchmouse]

Weren't we suppose to be doing something here

What....Huh

 

[Mark 1911]

Every day there's more young pups around me at work who I don't recognize and I'm now the one trying to keep them busy.

 

[Frosty]

I.... Uh....

 

[CathyInBlue]

The moment I realized, just now, that Patrick Stewart was only 6 years older than I, when he first played the role of Capt. Jean-Luc Picard.

 

[littletommy]

The halfway point between 49 and 50...Six months to the day I got a pre printed AARP card in the mail and I went a little crazy...My wife is six years younger than I and kept going, "What's the big deal?" and kind of laughing about it....In August I will turn 50 and I have never dreaded a birthday like this one coming up....

GEEZER!