SWAT team people, is this BS?

[CathyInBlue]

I want the role of the uber geeky tech guy living in his mama's basement, but who has all the latest and greatest computer and comms gear whose use is vital for the main character to complete his mission, but he needs to smarm me up to get my cooperation.

Minus product placement and goofy impossible technical details.

 

[BehindBlueI's]

I want the role of the uber geeky tech guy living in his mama's basement, but who has all the latest and greatest computer and comms gear whose use is vital for the main character to complete his mission, but he needs to smarm me up to get my cooperation.

Minus product placement and goofy impossible technical details.

Well, we've got to have goofy impossible technical details. Otherwise, sounds good. Mind being in a wheelchair due to Jbombelli's depraved henchman trying to assassinate you to seek revenge on Rhino?

 

[OakRiver]

I can't believe I missed this first time My reaction;

 

[Woobie]

I want to be the minor character that gets one short dialogue. In the locker room, as rhino is agonizing his moral conundrum, I slam my locker and tell him "it's just a game, man. It's just a game. You either play along, or, well...." My character is called into question later in the movie, and I die along with 2 other officers in a massive shoutout. No one knows how John Shooter survives, and there are questions about if the bullet that killed me came from the bad guys, or from behind and spun me around.

 

[rhino]

I've been watching episode of "Miami Vice" to prepare for my role.

 

[Kirk Freeman]

I've been watching episode of "Miami Vice" to prepare for my role.

Really? For you I have McMillian & Wife in mind.

 

[The Bubba Effect]

Ok, who's going to play the academically gifted by severely lacking in street smarts rookie detective who is desperately trying to impress the Chief?

Oh, and we need a unit secretary who is secretly feeding SWAT procedures to Jbombelli's character, but only because he has her son held hostage in a shipping container that is slowly filling with water and every time she gives him classified intel he lets some of the water back out.

I want to be the guy who works in the container yard, not the one where the kid is being held, but another one, where some exposition about shipping containers is given.

 

[BehindBlueI's]

I want to be the guy who works in the container yard, not the one where the kid is being held, but another one, where some exposition about shipping containers is given.

Oooh, expositions. I like it.

Bubba: Yeah, them X17-S containers, them's pretty well water tight. From the sound of the water hitting the metal, though, I'd say he's really got a X17-T(III). The T's lose 3.4 gallons an hour and standard temperatures and elevation. I'd say you've got...32 hours, maybe 33. Good luck boys.

 

[Kirk Freeman]

As long as I am on the writing team, there will be multiple expositions on various subjects.

 

[rhino]

What about exposures? Those circa 1984 linen suits with pastel t-shirts don't come with undies.

 

[Woobie]

As long as I am on the writing team, there will be multiple expositions on various subjects.

Grammar, nomenclature, libertarians.....

 

[BehindBlueI's]

What about exposures? Those circa 1984 linen suits with pastel t-shirts don't come with undies.

 

[BehindBlueI's]

Ok, ok. It's OBVIOUS we've got a hit here with the buddy cop thriller mystery movie about the SWAT cop who refuses an order to shoot a suspect who was illegally aging cheese on wooden planks. The fact we haven't made it yet is immaterial, we need to start thinking about sequels, prequels, and spin offs so we can ride this money train as far as it goes.

Spin off ideas:

INGO II: The Quest for Wallet

I'm not sure yet if this should be a ninja movie or a sci-fi movie, so I'm thinking sci-fi ninjas.

INGO III: Hard Looks

Like "Walking Tall" but with Hard Looks (tm) instead of dimensional lumber.

INGO IV: Stiffy? Who Cares?

Romantic Comedy where Stiffy, despite his deep caring for animals (he adopts the dog shot by SWAT in INGO I: FDA SWAT TEAM 6), he just can't quite hit it off with the lady who runs the elevator.

I'm truly honored to be in on the ground floor of such an epic franchise.

 

[rhino]

INGO IV pretty much requires INGO V: Return of the Boner Drone

 

[Woobie]

Ok, but we need make mechanics repossessing cars a major part of the plot in one of those. Also, uncoiled rice needs to figure in prominently somewhere. Also, we need Fenway to play the part of a corrupt businessman who does whatever he wants to people, gets away with it, and drives away in his sweet ride. On second thought, maybe he can be the director.

 

[BehindBlueI's]

INGO IV pretty much requires INGO V: Return of the Boner Drone

Boner Drone will get its own spin off after appearing in INGO I, IV, and V.

The Amazing Adventures of Boner Drone: Indianapolis
The Amazing Adventures of Boner Drone: Miami
The Amazing Adventures of Boner Drone: Indianapolis Nights
The Amazing Adventures of Boner Drone: Vegas

 

[BehindBlueI's]

Ok, but we need make mechanics repossessing cars a major part of the plot in one of those. Also, uncoiled rice needs to figure in prominently somewhere. Also, we need Fenway to play the part of a corrupt businessman who does whatever he wants to people, gets away with it, and drives away in his sweet ride. On second thought, maybe he can be the director.

INGO VI: Try Uncoiled Rice

Slapstick comedy

 

[HoughMade]

Really? For you I have McMillian & Wife in mind.

You're old.

 

[rhino]

INGO VI: Try Uncoiled Rice

Slapstick comedy

RACIST!

You're old.

RACIST!

 

[actaeon277]

I just want to say "Get Off My Lawn!"