That will be me in about 25 years!
Um, no.
This story has been going around for years, always attributed to someone else with varying details. It is not true.
On the other hand, don't put your fingers in pay telephone coin returns, flash your lights at an oncoming car, or refill a water bottle. You will die.
That will be me in about 25 years!
true or not it's still funny stuff.