Stopped and detained by Beech Groves Finest

[jeremy]

Here's the proof.

Mathematic proof that Women are evil

first, we state that women require time and money:

Women = time * money

...and as we all know, "time is money":

Time = Money

...and therefore:

Women = Money * Money = (Money)^2

...and because "Money is the root of all evil":

Money = sqrt(evil)

...therefore:

Women = (sqrt[evil])^2

...and we are forced to conclude that:

Women = Evil

My head hurts now...

 

[jeremy]

I think most men, whether LEOs or potential WWAG-callers, are completely stymied by one issue: Boobs. You could have a minigun slung over your back, we'd never know it. Once boobs come into play, everything else goes out the window. I've thought of getting a boob job myself, just to get out of tickets. I'd look HOT in a tube top with a nice new set of Ds. Well, *I* think so, anyway. Of course if I did that, tickets would never be an issue because I'd be at home jumping on the trampoline. In front of the big mirror.

He said Boobs....

 

[youngda9]

I was always told that women are the root of all evil, and very dangerous...

Below is the mathematical proof that girls are evil.

Edit: Damn, MrHabib beat me to it!

 

[SaintsNSinners]

For the record and things i missed typing out in my rush to get the OP posted..

The Employees of the convience store love me and know I am armed. They have wanted to take pics with my firearms (not allowed)

I was clearly in uniform marked security

thirdly my AR was secured in the vehicle and anything short of a cutting torch or my key wasnt getting it out of the vehicle while I shopped.


Does anyone know how to get a name and or badge number for a traffic stop where no ticket was given.

 

[MrsGungho]

I think most men, whether LEOs or potential WWAG-callers, are completely stymied by one issue: Boobs. You could have a minigun slung over your back, we'd never know it. Once boobs come into play, everything else goes out the window. I've thought of getting a boob job myself, just to get out of tickets. I'd look HOT in a tube top with a nice new set of Ds. Well, *I* think so, anyway. Of course if I did that, tickets would never be an issue because I'd be at home jumping on the trampoline. In front of the big mirror.

I never said I got out of the tickets

some I did, some I didn't

 

[Mr. Habib]

I think most men, whether LEOs or potential WWAG-callers, are completely stymied by one issue: Boobs. You could have a minigun slung over your back, we'd never know it. Once boobs come into play, everything else goes out the window. I've thought of getting a boob job myself, just to get out of tickets. I'd look HOT in a tube top with a nice new set of Ds. Well, *I* think so, anyway. Of course if I did that, tickets would never be an issue because I'd be at home jumping on the trampoline. In front of the big mirror.

If you decide to do this, no need to post any pics. We'll just take your word on it.

 

[AndersonIN]

"thirdly my AR was secured in the vehicle and anything short of a cutting torch or my key wasnt getting it out of the vehicle while I shopped."

"He then spoke to another officer I didnt see and said there is an AR in the back the other officer says I already got it. (apparently he reached into my vehicle and took my AR with out my consent)"

Huh??????

 

[KG1]

For the record and things i missed typing out in my rush to get the OP posted..

The Employees of the convience store love me and know I am armed. They have wanted to take pics with my firearms (not allowed)

I was clearly in uniform marked security

thirdly my AR was secured in the vehicle and anything short of a cutting torch or my key wasnt getting it out of the vehicle while I shopped.


Does anyone know how to get a name and or badge number for a traffic stop where no ticket was given.

Huh?

My truck doesnt lock and it has a soft top with no windows.. wish I could lock it.

Also how was the backup officer able to just reach in an take possession of the AR if it was secured in the vehicle? According to your story it was just lying on the back seat.

 

[GodFearinGunTotin]

I think most men, whether LEOs or potential WWAG-callers, are completely stymied by one issue: Boobs. You could have a minigun slung over your back, we'd never know it. Once boobs come into play, everything else goes out the window. I've thought of getting a boob job myself, just to get out of tickets. I'd look HOT in a tube top with a nice new set of Ds. Well, *I* think so, anyway. Of course if I did that, tickets would never be an issue because I'd be at home jumping on the trampoline. In front of the big mirror.

This is a picture I don't need painted!

 

[SaintsNSinners]

Huh?

Also how was the backup officer able to just reach in an take possession of the AR if it was secured in the vehicle? According to your story it was just lying on the back seat.

Its basically a steel gunrack with a locking cover that keeps the weapon secured to my vehicle.

I lock it when I go someplace and unlock it when I am in my vehicle, When I am at work Im in my vehicle, I stay in my vehicle.

 

[iChokePeople]

I never said I got out of the tickets

some I did, some I didn't

Details. Like I said, once boobs are involved... What were we talking about?

 

[MrsGungho]

Details. Like I said, once boobs are involved... What were we talking about?

my boobs are not up for discussion

the younger officers though seem to be the ones who like to give tickets. The older, more mature officers seem to let them go

 

[PKendall317]

my boobs are not up for discussion

the younger officers though seem to be the ones who like to give tickets. The older, more mature officers seem to let them go

That seems to be my observation. The younger officers I meet tend to be less respectful than the older ones.

 

[femurphy77]

my boobs are not up for discussion

the younger officers though seem to be the ones who like to give tickets. The older, more mature officers seem to let them go

RATS!!! Just when it was getting interesting. . . .I'm going back to sleep.

 

[LockStocksAndBarrel]

Details. Like I said, once boobs are involved... What were we talking about?

Boobs. We were talking about boobs.

 

[MrsGungho]

That seems to be my observation. The younger officers I meet tend to be less respectful than the older ones.

I wouldn't say that. The last time I was pulled over was a younger ISP officer, he let me dig in my purse with a gun, he also didn't give me a ticket. He was respectful, he was also poker faced. I wouldn't want to carry on a conversation with him, but he wasn't disrespectful in the least.

 

[Rookie]

Boobs.

 

[jeremy]

Boobs?! Where?!

Whose Boobs?!

 

[Rookie]

Now that's a quality post!

 

[bobzilla]

Did someone say boobs and bacon?