Stole my F*&%*&^% Lawnmower!!!

[2ADMNLOVER]

If it is...by now it's painted primer gray and is sitting in someone's driveway propped up on blocks.

And 4 sail , ya know there was one last week over by Mickey and Bills .

 

[LEaSH]

One year my neighbor had two stolen. He popped up one day while I had my garage door open. I think he wanted to see if I had them. It was funny.

I hate a person who steals, but not as much as someone that would think that I would ever steal. How offended I would be if my neighbor would think I was so stupid.
You have a better sense of humor than I. But It would have been kind of funny watching him scan the contents of my garage as he tried to make small talk.