What about "Betty's Being Bad" by Sawyer Brown.....? I love that song..... Makes remember the Roller Rink, greasy pizza, and chicks with big hair.... tight acid washed ripped jeans.....
Here's a great old quick-step shotgun song my brother introduced me to. It is really hillarious, especially when you read it (or sing it) out loud. The recording has shotgun blasts in it at appropriate times. I'm trying to keep with the rules by showing the link where you can see the words to "Shotgun Boogie" by Tennessee Ernie Ford. You can probably find an mp3 recording online to download.
LINK TO THE LYRICS TO "SHOTGUN BOOGIE" by Tennessee Ernie Ford:
There it stands in the corner with the barrel so straight
I looked out the window and over the gate
The big, fat rabbits are a-jumpin' in the grass
Wait'll they hear my old shotgun blast
Shotgun Boogie, I done saw your tracks
Look out Mr. Rabbit when I cock my hammer back
Well, over on the ridge is a scaly bark
Hick'ry nuts so big you can see 'em in the dark
The big fat squirrels they scratch and they bite
I'll be on that ridge before daylight
Shotgun Boogie, all I need is one shot
Look out bushy tail, tonight you'll be in the pot
Well, I met a pretty gal, she was tall and thin
I asked her what she had, she said: "A Fox Four-Ten"
I looked her up and down and said: "Boy, this is love"
So we headed for the brush to shoot a big fat dove
Shotgun Boogie, boy the feathers flew
Look out Mister Dove when she draws a bead on you
I sat down on a log, took her on my lap She said,
"Wait a minute, bub, you got to see my Pap
He's got a sixteen-gauge choked down like a rifle
He don't like a man that's a-gonna trifle"
Shotgun Boogie, draws a bead so fine
Look out big boy, he's loaded all the time
Well, I called on her Pap like a gentleman oughta
He said: "No brush hunter's gonna get my daughter"
He cocked back the hammer right on the spot
When the gun went off, I outran the shot
Shotgun Boogie, I wanted wedding bells I'll be back little gal, when your pappy runs out of shells
James McMurtry-Choctaw Bingo
Alot of guns. Even mentions "A case of ammo with that Berdan primer
from some East Bloc Nation, that no longer needs them."