Some ****** ****** just tried to steal my truck.

[Frank_N_Stein]

Is your wife a very light sleeper or was she up already? I guess the temperature went up 5 degrees since yesterday so the crime has to come up too eh?

She had just got in bed. We were watching tv and I went to bed before she did. I think the mope was waiting until all the lights went out.

 

[Frank_N_Stein]

Looks like we need to start a fund, "Tactical Pajamas for Frank."

I need to practice running barefoot over concrete.

 

[Cameramonkey]

I need to practice running barefoot over concrete.

They dont teach that at the academy? All the more reason for the footie PJs!

 

[SkullDaddy.45]

View attachment 23131Ya think my tax money would buy better undies!! Just kidding!!! Just kidding!!!

 

[hoosierdoc]

Sorry to hear Frank. I have to ask though, was it locked and no keys in it? Just wondering how easily the hot-wiring can be done. Any windows broken?

 

[Frank_N_Stein]

Sorry to hear Frank. I have to ask though, was it locked and no keys in it? Just wondering how easily the hot-wiring can be done. Any windows broken?

I can't remember if I locked it, but the key wasn't in it. The ignition was ripped out and itis easy to start with a screwdriver once that is done.

 

[UncleMike]

I can't remember if I locked it, but the key wasn't in it. The ignition was ripped out and itis easy to start with a screwdriver once that is done.

Damn....
Where's a Cop when you need................
Oops...


Never mind..

 

[Frank_N_Stein]

Damn....
Where's a Cop when you need................
Oops...


Never mind..

I know, right?

 

[jontheturboguy]

Looks like we need to start a fund, "Tactical Pajamas for Frank."

That's gona be expensive. Like YARDS of material expensive.

 

[IndyDave1776]

Looks like we need to start a fund, "Tactical Pajamas for Frank."

A few years ago I some advertised in black silk--all ninja-looking. That should fit the bill nicely!

 

[Frank_N_Stein]

That's gona be expensive. Like YARDS of material expensive.

Not everyone can be refered to as "little people", or the scientific term, Dwarf.

 

[jblomenberg16]

Just saw the thread...have you called the police yet?

 

[Rookie]

Not everyone can be refered to as "little people", or the scientific term, Dwarf.

I believe the politically correct term is vertically challenged.

 

[IndyDave1776]

Not everyone can be refered to as "little people", or the scientific term, Dwarf.

Besides, you have to be tall enough to see over the top of the jackboots you are wearing!

 

[chezuki]

So, I see we're closing spoof threads now... What is the criteria for determining which ones get closed and which ones get to stay?

https://www.indianagunowners.com/forums/break-room/321426-i-almost-got-shot-last-night.html

EDIT: Dammit, I can't even keep track of them any more... This is the real thread right? I meant to post the question about closing spoof threads in this thread:

https://www.indianagunowners.com/forums/break-room/321425-grr-stupid-firewood.html

 

[SMiller]

Frank I have to wonder did you go back into the house and get dressed and hop in the Charger to go look for the *******?

 

[KG1]

Is being in your underwear considered to be out of uniform?

 

[RobbyMaQ]

Frank I have to wonder did you go back into the house and get dressed and hop in the Charger to go look for the *******?

If he didn't, I missed the news reports about 'man in underwear running with gun in beech grove area'

 

[CathyInBlue]

Wouldn't tactical pajamas be camo body paint and nothing else?

 

[KG1]

Wouldn't tactical pajamas be camo body paint and nothing else?

That would truly be "going commando"