You people should all be grateful for the peace of mind that they are willing to spare no expense to put some of us out of our misery with something as functional (yet beautiful) as bonded HP copper....
My luck, by the time they get to me decent HP will be too expensive... I'll end up taking some jacketed RN Fiocchi or PMC crap, and just lay there hollering for gauze and duct tape...and maybe a Snickers with a Mt.Dew chaser.
So Sorry, the Death Panels have already ruled on your condition.