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[ihateiraq]

well, im about 99% sure im single now. apparently being crazy doesnt fly with some chicks. so ah...tell your sisters to holla at me. for real though.

 

[Eddie]

Don't worry. It's just evolution at work.

 

[Colt556]

well, im about 99% sure im single now. apparently being crazy doesnt fly with some chicks. so ah...tell your sisters to holla at me. for real though.

I hear ya brother. I need they momma though...

 

[gage]

What kind of crazy?...crazy for fun...or crazy like you're collecting restraining orders...or crazy because the voices in your head to tell you things?

 

[ihateiraq]

Don't worry. It's just evolution at work.

too late. ive already produced an offspring.

I hear ya brother. I need they momma though...

im not sure what this means, but the smileys made me giggle.

 

[ihateiraq]

What kind of crazy?...crazy for fun...or crazy like you're collecting restraining orders...or crazy because the voices in your head to tell you things?

probably a little bit of all of them.

 

[Colt556]

too late. ive already produced an offspring.


im not sure what this means, but the smileys made me giggle.

Means I'm old! Not much hope for me.

 

[Eddie]

too late. ive already produced an offspring.


im not sure what this means, but the smileys made me giggle.

 

[ihateiraq]

Means I'm old! Not much hope for me.

first step towards attracting a new woman, stop calling yourself old. youre "experienced" or "rich". id probably go with rich.

indeed.

 

[ReSSurrected]

well, im about 99% sure im single now. apparently being crazy doesnt fly with some chicks. so ah...tell your sisters to holla at me. for real though.

I WAS gonna say "Hey, me too, let's chill an' grab a beer some time.... but then I noticed your "location".... so, yeah.... I'mma gonna.... stay... over here....

 

[ihateiraq]

I WAS gonna say "Hey, me too, let's chill an' grab a beer some time.... but then I noticed your "location".... so, yeah.... I'mma gonna.... stay... over here....

times havent been that tough yet. its only been a day. given a week or two though....who knows.

 

[LPMan59]

did you ask if you could choke her? you did and she freaked out didnt she?

 

[ihateiraq]

did you ask if you could choke her? you did and she freaked out didnt she?

i didnt actually. maybe thats why she left?

 

[gage]

did you ask if you could choke her? you did and she freaked out didnt she?

 

[Limpy88]

did you ask if you could choke her? you did and she freaked out didnt she?

you dont ask. you just do it, then if she starts complaining you just smack her while choking her and tell to STFU..

 

[Joe Williams]

i didnt actually. maybe thats why she left?

Despite the fact that vanilla is the most popular flavor of ice cream, it's just not enough to float everyone's vote. You may be on to something. Perhaps you should try going out to the bar, and asking girls if you can choke them? Let us know how that works!

 

[ihateiraq]

you dont ask. you just do it, then if she starts complaining you just smack her while choking her and tell to STFU..

Despite the fact that vanilla is the most popular flavor of ice cream, it's just not enough to float everyone's vote. You may be on to something. Perhaps you should try going out to the bar, and asking girls if you can choke them? Let us know how that works!

both of your advice is probably enough to land me in jail. but its been noted.

 

[Joe Williams]

both of your advice is probably enough to land me in jail. but its been noted.

I don't know if merely asking is enough to get you landed in jail. I can pretty much guarantee pepper mace sooner or later, though

 

[ihateiraq]

I don't know if merely asking is enough to get you landed in jail. I can pretty much guarantee pepper mace sooner or later, though

maybe not. its pretty damn creepy though.

 

[Colt556]

first step towards attracting a new woman, stop calling yourself old. youre "experienced" or "rich". id probably go with rich.

indeed.

I tell em "I'm 21, with 30 years experience"